Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year?

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Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year?

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Whaddya do - fireworks, Waterford crystal glasses raised in a toast and then rocket pitched into the fireplace, resolving to finally get that teetotaling sister-in-law of yours to FINALLY get starched and pop that top off, or what?

Me, I tend to toast with the Waterford and throw the top into the fireplace.
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Put the Twilight Zone marathon on and consume myriad beers and whiskey. Also eat my fiance's Italian food...a couple of glasses of champagne, pass out and dream of my morning mimosa. Shit, it is only 9 pm and I have a lot of work to do.

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Tonight? fuck that!
Too many people in this town that will consume 2 bud lights, then turn Full Werewolf...
Between them, and the cops, and the other drunks that somehow got suckered out, amateur night isn't worth the trouble.

The new year, however...

That, I will welcome! Tomorrow morning starts with champagne and Rockstar (does this concoction have a name? it needs a name), followed by a ham and cheese omelet, and beer until the cops show up.
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waahoohah wrote:Tonight? fuck that!
Too many people in this town that will consume 2 bud lights, then turn Full Werewolf...
This! Drank from 20th straight to 31st and collapsed like every year!
Can`t stand those fuckers and firework involved. Slept through all of this stupid havoc and when everyone was finally asleep I snuck up upon them and had the party of the new year already!
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I had 750 ml of Jameson it was awesome

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Drink Champagne from bottles, watch Animal Crossing fireworks.
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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but no, seriously, what is champagne and rockstar called? It makes for a weird morning, it does.
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Using the Julian Calendar is the hip way to go. All the neo-Czarists are doing it, yo.
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Woke up and apperently drank myself into stone-age again. Waiting for the day when the mighty rock is the deadliest weapon on earth again, even more brutal than the stick!
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Btw alcohol is a weapon of class destruction.
Had to get that one out, let it dwindle down you drunken philosophers. There`re many ways to get it
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last two years i went to a friend's house in belfast and drank a lot. Apparently I act like a mischievous schoolchild. Sadly the fishbowl was filled with punch this year so I couldn't drink tequila from it
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drink heavily and commit glass destruction. sounds like a typical weekend here, but works for the holidays, too.
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Did everybody eat their black eyed peas for good luck this New Years Day? I didn't.





Or should I say: I didn't yet.cauzofthejuliancalendarrr!
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Gig with the band. Drinks after loading the gear back into it's safe home. Drinks to provide emotional support for the other drinks.
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frankennietzsche wrote:Did everybody eat their black eyed peas for good luck this New Years Day? I didn't.





Or should I say: I didn't yet.cauzofthejuliancalendarrr!
We eat 12 grapes at midnight, one for each month.

The beautiful thing was everyone else was passed out by 3am, so in drunken solitude I alone pressed on through the night and proudly welcomed the first sunrise of the new year. It was truly a sight to behold.
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