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Re: An Asshat Writes...

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frankennietzsche wrote:Of course, we all know what a #6 is!
Three #2s?
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Surreal wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Of course, we all know what a #6 is!
Three #2s?
No, DUH, Two #3s. Guess ya can't be pretty AND smart.
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Surreal wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Of course, we all know what a #6 is!
Three #2s?
Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.
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"we rape the shit out of them, at the number nine dance"
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And now I'll be just showing myself the hell out. Bye-bye.
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Rooster wrote:...I ask this question of you: What happened to post, post often, and post drunk?
What happened to accepting that people would take that to heart, even if you didn't agree with what they had to say?
Come to MassKon 2 and we'll talk about it.
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greygoose1 wrote:Come to MassKon 2 and we'll talk about it.
I'll be sure to pack my sutures kit.
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