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Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:16 pm
Surreal wrote: Two Hearted wrote: nikexyz
That was one busy bot. hit every stinking thread.
ps - 2H. I got the drunken VM while I was a deer camp. I too was at the island and couldn't respond. my best to DH.
DAMN! We got you too?! Seems when we're deer hunting out at Drunk Camp we can be as prolific on the phone as the bots 'round here!
Cheers Surreal, hope you had more luck than we did. We're off to a different part of the state Wed morning for a rustic thanksgiving, and more deer drinking.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:22 am
yuzhje74
This one is bilingual.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Judge
Moderator
Posts: 7725 Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
Location: Can't find my ass with two hands
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by Judge » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:13 am
Two Hearted wrote: yuzhje74
This one is bilingual.
I left the post written in Chinese. And they're all bilingual, its all coming from China.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Bob Young
Super Drunkard
Posts: 167 Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:24 pm
Location: Sitting on the dock, waiting for the ship too blackout island. I hope it didn't forget about me.
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by Bob Young » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:48 pm
White Russians give me diarrhea.
Damn the lactose and tolerance gene my parents passed to me!!!
“Sinite felix transeat tempus!”
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12700 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia
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by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:57 pm
Bob Young wrote: White Russians give me diarrhea.
Damn the lactose and tolerance gene my parents passed to me!!!
Levels of humor in this post right here.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
peetie44
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10389 Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA
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by peetie44 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:44 am
Pssssst...I think our newest member, pqrs105, might be a spam-bot.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Screwball
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7064 Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
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by Screwball » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:09 pm
peetie44 wrote: Pssssst...I think our newest member, pqrs105, might be a spam-bot.
Yep. The asshole's back.
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:31 am
Abbey123
vwxy004
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Judge
Moderator
Posts: 7725 Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
Location: Can't find my ass with two hands
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by Judge » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:01 am
Banned but I don't have time to delete the posts until after work.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:01 pm
panbr17
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:21 am
ghij430
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348 Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:
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by Frankennietzsche » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:13 pm
hey hey what what?!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:34 am
James43
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Bob Young
Super Drunkard
Posts: 167 Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:24 pm
Location: Sitting on the dock, waiting for the ship too blackout island. I hope it didn't forget about me.
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by Bob Young » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:12 pm
I always thought calling someone a "piece of shit" was much worse then calling someone a "motherfucker".
Like i mean seriously if someone stares you in the eyes and calls you a piece of shit, it kinda hurts.
As opposed to Mother Fucker.
I feel nothing.
Just a thought.
“Sinite felix transeat tempus!”
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:09 am
sxcqhn8a
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter