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Re: Volunteers Required for Drunkard Con. 2014

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I can make a damn fine breakfast for a tribe. Also, I'm usually the last one standing.

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This is a total East coast thing near Boston? That's what I read earlier. It's a memorial to a dear friend. Wish I could attend. I got nothing but time to volunteer. Hope to see you all in Las Vegas someday.
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Lush City wrote:This is a total East coast thing near Boston?...
It most certainly is not a "total East coast thing", I shall be there, from the UK (dragging as many Euro Drunkards as possible with me), and The Denver Drunkard Crew will be there. Hell's teeth, even dear lady S. has said that she will try to overcome her fear of flying to try and be there. So, if you can be there, please do come along.
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Re: Volunteers Required for Drunkard Con. 2014

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I'll be at a bachelor party the week of the Con so i won't be able to attend or volunteer. I have, though, arranged with the very generous host to have a parcel of goodies delivered to aid in the festivities.

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Palinka wrote:
Lush City wrote:This is a total East coast thing near Boston?...
It most certainly is not a "total East coast thing", I shall be there, from the UK (dragging as many Euro Drunkards as possible with me), and The Denver Drunkard Crew will be there. Hell's teeth, even dear lady S. has said that she will try to overcome her fear of flying to try and be there. So, if you can be there, please do come along.
Not exactly fear of flying... more a fear of motion faster than human perambulation. If I could walk there, well, good. To enter any motorized vehicle, not so good. Lately, to travel in an automobile, I require music, closed eyes, or an absorbing book, and, sometimes, drugs or drink. I asked the docs at NHCP if I could have a small scrip for when it is abso necc. to travel, but was told I would have to enter the psycho-clinic thing, therapy (which would require me to drive myself about 120 miles round trip on California freeways.)
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Re: Volunteers Required for Drunkard Con. 2014

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I wish I could volunteer myself as of something useful, but I'm just:
ex history student
lumberjack
ex military I guess
youth worker
kinder garden worker
bouncer
and half decent with lighting guy.

I really need to rob someone with a suit. Hopefully it isn't going to be someone who was just going to a funeral.

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I have some lights.

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Re: Volunteers Required for Drunkard Con. 2014

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mistah willies wrote:
I can make a damn fine breakfast for a tribe
That`s vodka and beer.

I can drink and talk stupid shit in two different languages!
Drink!
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oettinger wrote:
mistah willies wrote:
I can make a damn fine breakfast for a tribe
That`s vodka and beer.

I can drink and talk stupid shit in two different languages!
Would you like your vodkas scrambled or over-easy?

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mistah willies wrote:
oettinger wrote:
mistah willies wrote:
I can make a damn fine breakfast for a tribe
That`s vodka and beer.

I can drink and talk stupid shit in two different languages!
Would you like your vodkas scrambled or over-easy?
You crack me up!

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oettinger wrote:
You crack me up!

Just like the french toast: crusty with a niffy, wet splash of stoh-rum
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You Kraken me up dude


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and jee whiz, I do cook up. you like brownies? carrot cake?
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