Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

[Patchez]

OK. I'll try to track down the hooch and bottle. I spaced out on the journal so that will hopefully go out Satruday or today.

[oettinger]

The journal was in the mail today!!! Yeha.

I have to think about a nice foreword/first post now. (well on first page there`s written in pencil: heart-level spells. The "heart" is drawn).

What an honour!

Lets see when the drink will arrive.

[Patchez]

Shit I thought I tore that page out. It was used formerly as a "spell book" for D&D when I was a tot. Now I have a whole spell deck that I bought. Anyhoo glad it made it.

[Dear Booze]

I'd like to put this little gem up for auction. Please provide a little direction.

[oettinger]

A drunkard drunk monkey? With fez on?

Ha! Consider you a lucky drunk if some homeless person takes this thing from you for free.

Kidding,

US people only I guess, it`d be retarded if the shipping cost 100 times more than the actual item did.

But to get things rolling, I`d start at a flat 0

[Dear Booze]

A drunkard drunk monkey? With fez on?...

...But to get things rolling, I`d start at a flat 0

Fuck off. I almost paid that much for the thing!

[mistah willies]

A drunkard drunk monkey? With fez on?...

...But to get things rolling, I`d start at a flat 0

Fuck off. I almost paid that much for the thing!

There's dust in the arm crook, or as the coin collectors say, "patina." So, this means that is aged form the 1980's, when you made it in art class. Me? Well, yes, I was that asshole who put the damp clay ashtray in the kiln and blew up everyone else's shit.

But that there thing survived, and it is indeed, a monkey with a cross-sword fez.

I bid 2 cents. Free shipping?

[oettinger]

Good news!

The drink and shot glas arrived in one piece. Two pieces at that.

I already used the shot glas plenty to drink the very smooth trinidad rum. It`s empty after only 2 hours now.

Btw. Bluto, my name is not Gene, that caused some raised eyebrows at the post-office. Big thanks to yall. Next round is on me.

[Patchez]

Well that didn't take too long to herd a few drunk cats. Cheers!

[Patchez]

I'd like to put this little gem up for auction. Please provide a little direction.

the way it works is the person auctioning the item posts it for auction with a set time frame for the bidding to be open. Your call as to the window for bids. Once the window closes and the winner announced. The winner sends the funds to the paypal at the start of this thread, or I'll post it after the announcement. Once I'm PM'd the winners address and the funds hit paypal I'll post the OK to ship.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Shit Patchez you need that thing it looks just like you just abit skinnier

[Patchez]

I think it was the urn for a great uncle of mine. The ceramic guy did a great job capturing Uncle Percival's likeness considering he only had the death mask to work from.

[mistah willies]

So, Oett.. You have the notebook almost completely filled now huh. Mad, raving scribblings, cigarette ashes and butts, spilled drinks, vomit, urine and a dead rat huh.

I bid $10

[Dear Booze]

So, Oett.. You have the notebook almost completely filled now huh. Mad, raving scribblings, cigarette ashes and butts, spilled drinks, vomit, urine and a dead rat huh.

I bid $10

$15 here

[Patchez]

You may wanna slow your roll. He still hasn't posted what swill, I'm hoping Stroh 80, he's gonna harness the new winner with.