Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

A place for general talk.

Moderators: Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar

Post Reply

An In-House Auction of Drunkard and Drinking Memorabilia is

Poll ended at Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:56 am

1. A great idea. I have things that I will donate to be auctioned and would be interested in bidding.
6
43%
2. A good idea. I have things that I will donate to be auctioned.
0
No votes
3. A good idea. I may be interested in bidding.
3
21%
4. A good idea but I would be interested in more than just Drunkard or drinking memorablia.
5
36%
5. A bad idea. I am not interested.
0
No votes
6. Other (please specify)
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 14

User avatar
Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8348
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule

Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by Badfellow » Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:25 pm

Only if the titties are skanky. You know how we roll up in here.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9844
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:41 pm

Saggy and the soul sucked out off it. Call me Oettinger van Goch from now on.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6467
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by mistah willies » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:21 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:26 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:56 am

You know, I mo make that notebook my bitch.
Just remember, filling it with sketches of big, hairy penises does NOT make the notebook your bitch.
I was thinking of DNA, but I guess that this should not be treated like a penthouse mag.

However, unlike the Oett, I won't fill up two pages with drunken ramblings.

I'll write my drunken ramblings on three pages.

That's better, isn't it?

Patchez?

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9844
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:10 pm

This is for a good cause people, partake!

Willie`s package is waiting for delivery! Patchez, check your email. Is your address written out correct?
Btw, I played some soccer with the package and so far it did hold tight. Should the NSA try open that one, good luck.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5335
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by Patchez » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:10 am

All good. Willies hold payment till we see each other at the fest. Oett is sending me the package so things don't get twisted in the move.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6467
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by mistah willies » Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:14 am

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:10 am
All good. Willies hold payment till we see each other at the fest. Oett is sending me the package so things don't get twisted in the move.
Much appreciated, both of you. Oett: for giving the spell book even more color, and, uh, odors...
and for daring to be the first on board with this new adventure,

Patchez: for setting this whole idea into motion, being the Treasurer (appointed by P, drunk be his soul), providing the notebook, and now willing to help a brother out during the move.

I'll be grabbing a bottle of something from me own backyard for this next auction chapter.

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9844
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:41 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:14 am


I'll be grabbing a bottle of something from me own backyard for this next auction chapter.
Lol I`ll outbid DearBooze for that just for fun sakes again.

But lets not get carried away here, the drugs `n animal-porn still have to make it through customs*

*it only takes one other pervert and the whole deal goes into the toilet
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5335
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by Patchez » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:18 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:14 am
Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:10 am
All good. Willies hold payment till we see each other at the fest. Oett is sending me the package so things don't get twisted in the move.
Much appreciated, both of you. Oett: for giving the spell book even more color, and, uh, odors...
and for daring to be the first on board with this new adventure,

Patchez: for setting this whole idea into motion, being the Treasurer (appointed by P, drunk be his soul), providing the notebook, and now willing to help a brother out during the move.

I'll be grabbing a bottle of something from me own backyard for this next auction chapter.
Cheap ass Screech would be fine. Love that shit. Also this was originally Bluto's idea. I just helped with the logistics of how to use it for the fund.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6467
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by mistah willies » Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:57 pm

It won't be cheap.

Also, Bluto, yup. Great ideas need engineering for fruition, and that creates more opportunities for great ideas. Maybe some homemade fruit brandy. Palinka style?

Great ideas require participation.

Except for DRYs. They ruin everything fun.

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6467
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:24 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:18 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:14 am
Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:10 am
All good. Willies hold payment till we see each other at the fest. Oett is sending me the package so things don't get twisted in the move.
Much appreciated, both of you. Oett: for giving the spell book even more color, and, uh, odors...
and for daring to be the first on board with this new adventure,

Patchez: for setting this whole idea into motion, being the Treasurer (appointed by P, drunk be his soul), providing the notebook, and now willing to help a brother out during the move.

I'll be grabbing a bottle of something from me own backyard for this next auction chapter.
Cheap ass Screech would be fine. Love that shit. Also this was originally Bluto's idea. I just helped with the logistics of how to use it for the fund.
After 8 months, the auction for this fund will continue. It took a lot of drinking to get where I am now. Today, the second chapter resumes because The Hirsute One: Patchez handed the book, shot glass and the small bottle of alcohol to me, and each were unopened.


Image



That is the true test of a Modern Drunkard, isn't it? All the booze is gone, and then there is this little bottle form across the ocean that you remember. (Of course, that man has a fine collection of prized booze to steal form himself).

Oettinger won the first auction, and he is the First. He sent me Doppel Korn, and he wrote his thoughts into the book (after the good, solid preface by Patchez). Always remember, the contents of this book can be ready by only those who win each auction. That is why this book is to be prized, for perpetuity. It is the only book of its kind in existence. It will continue to travel the world in such a manner. TRVTH.

Now I will spill my drunken ramblings, so to speak, and then put it back up for auction.

The Book and the accompanying shot glass will arrive to the next auction winner with a small bottle of something you may or not enjoy. But you have to finish that bottle with drinks form the shot glass and only then can you write in the book.

Then it is up to you to send this special tome on its way across the oceans of booze...

I'll let you know how the Doppel Korn tastes here when this is *rrrr* accomplished. Of course, all I can tell you is that our good friend The Oett is indeed a man with a good heart, and solid writing skills. Even better than most for whom English is the only language they speak. Especially when drunk! Holy sheeee-it. Also, you included a litre of Rebenschoppen simply because i wondered why you drink that and how it tastes instead of your favorite vodka in order to save up for visiting us here across the ocean. It cost you much more to send than to buy.

Duuuude. Thanks, man. I think... *uuuurrrrppp*

Image

.

User avatar
Dear Booze
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1830
Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:00 pm

How fucking cool is that?! Great photo too. Can't wait to hear of your adventures together.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9844
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:46 am

Good to see this finally going on.
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:00 pm
How fucking cool is that?! Great photo too. Can't wait to hear of your adventures together.
Photofuckup totally lost it, how can this be 3rd party hosting? Were they brought by a north korean company????

My whole account over there is worthless now too.

This shit goes on on sportsforums too, everyone is escaping the sinking ship. I bet you, no one paid for that crap yet. Big shot in the own head Photosucks!!!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9844
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:49 am

Hey Willies that "preface" was written by me!
Or do you mean that strange penciled heart on page one?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5335
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by Patchez » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:30 pm

Use Imgur. Easy to use and no limits.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6467
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by mistah willies » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:22 pm

Bids are open.

One book. One shot glass. A bottle of booze.

Let's start small, so we can have some fun.

Opening bid: 5 cents.

...hopefully I didn't over-sell these?
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

Post Reply