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An In-House Auction of Drunkard and Drinking Memorabilia is

Poll ended at Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:56 am

1. A great idea. I have things that I will donate to be auctioned and would be interested in bidding.
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43%
2. A good idea. I have things that I will donate to be auctioned.
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3. A good idea. I may be interested in bidding.
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21%
4. A good idea but I would be interested in more than just Drunkard or drinking memorablia.
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36%
5. A bad idea. I am not interested.
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No votes
6. Other (please specify)
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No votes
 
Total votes: 14

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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:02 pm

$35.
Winner.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by Savage » Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:13 am

It would only join our jillions of other fancy glasses, (most of which I got from the reallly cool thrift shops this town used to have) I just reordered some Waterfprd tumblers since I broke our ancient ones long ago Well, hair washing and drinking do not mix...
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by Patchez » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:57 pm

Ok folks, the standing bid is $35 from Thirsty. This unfortunely means the reserve set for this item has not been met. Therefore the bidding stays open until Aug.14th when reserve met or not it will go to the highest bidder. Cash wise, not hte highest drunkwise.
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:32 am

36 `merican dollars, the man with the empty beer bottle in the room`s left corner is signaling.

Have to cut down on the smokes then, my lung will thank me.
Oh, and throw that ugly picasso on top please, the russian said the bathroom floor needs a refreshing new design to look at
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by mistah willies » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:19 pm

$37 USA because this is the real Chalice of true Drunkards. Worldwide. Me, I will own this.
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Re: Fundraising for The Memorial Fund

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:28 am

Come on, you loverly people! Put those checkbooks (and chequebooks) to work, please, or arrange a funds tranfer straight into the memorial fund account or put something up for auction.

Please contact Patchez for information regarding where to send your donations!

Let's make this happen and let's make news doing so. Let's put those drys and abolitionists to shame by showin how we honour our own. Make them feel the shame as we properly honour our comrades with a fitting memorial to them, followed with a 21 shot salute!
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:09 pm

38$ hard stolen dollars.

If you turn that number sideways you see a loaded drunk with horns. Mine

Oh and put your nose closer to the screen.
closer,

closer!

closer damnit!!!

Bump hahahaha!!!
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by mistah willies » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:45 pm

Nose to screen, squinting




HA!











*AHEM*



Oh, it is ON, baby.



39



but that three looks like lovely boobies hanging over my head with tongue out when I am sideways


I mean,

This typing

is getting

smaller


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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:52 pm

39
bon appetite
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by Patchez » Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:29 am

I feel like I shouldn't do this knowing what the reserve is and all but... $50. I would one day like to get Frank to sign it then have it etched into it.
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:13 pm

*stands up, knocking chair over, furrows brow*


(whispering furtively to no one else in the room) "The price just got bumped up. This acceleration indicates a fight ahead?"


*paces back and forth*

"I could have been a contender. Slow rise in price, each man testing the other, a slow decent into insanity, as the cliffs rose higher"


*grabs bottle, eyes the glass, then takes a guzzling shot from the bottle, fuck the glass*


"but it's only 12 more form where you were last at. What's another twelve dollars? You can win it back. You already invested 39 as a promise. What's another roll at the dice?"



*paces*

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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:29 pm

Dollars, 51. Can`t take seeing Patchez standing there in the rain alone

Don`t tell the kids where the college fund went though please!

There goes the visit to the nightclub...
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:52 pm

*mutters to self*


"The game is afoot! But a shoe to a foot is not a full boot. To parry a pair..."


*casts curtain aside, sees two soggy men outside in the rain*


"AHA!"

*screams at own reflection*




-Another shot awaits-


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53 'Murrican plus 1% sweat from furrowed brow and that's me final offer



tonight
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:07 pm

****ding***ding***ding***

That's time up.

And mistah willies has won the Pálinka Glass.

Please send your check to Patchez, fortwith, and your new addition will arrive soon after.

Congratulations on being the new owner of this magnificent piece of communist hardware with such a vast amount of Modern Drunkard history behind it.
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Re: An Auction to Raise Money for The Memorial Fund!

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:09 pm

Our next lot will be up for sale, very shortly. So, please do go to the bar but hold on to those bidding bats!
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