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Re: A Reason to Celebrate

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just reread a post in "submit to the modern drunkard" and it was excellent. Do you do longer pieces or is it just the short story? I have always preferred the short story for it's sharpness though I reckon a big book must be more of an achievement
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Hi...

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I only know like 4 of you. But that's OK, I'm sorry to hear of the losses in the ranks of late. I hope all their friends and family are doing well. I'm saddened for them and I'll miss them all.

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I ALMOST tried to write this in the style of the old russian spammers that used to torment us. But I've had far too little coffee and was up far too late working on a project.
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Welcome back and well met! Cheers!
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Say pally, I remember you! Welcome back, indeed! You know what they say, it's just like riding a bicycle. Or perhaps more accurately like falling off one.
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Holy shit, massivedrunk's here! Welcome back mate, hope you're well. Still on your bike?
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There's a 40 week?
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Judge has all the Russian brides and Zanex locked up in his basement. Look it up, it's a fact.

Nice to see you again.
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:Holy shit, massivedrunk's here! Welcome back mate, hope you're well. Still on your bike?

Yeah, many years now. And have since gone pretty legit. Downright well recieved by the world nowadays. I have a dog?
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Hi to you, from a crusty ole Injun living in what is now called "Maine." How ya doing and here's a shaky tumbler of black rum
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massivedrunk wrote: working on a project.
A shadowbox for your book report on the Twilight Saga?

Hello, Dave. How are you? Do you have a Melt tattoo, yet?

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Hehehee

I mean, Wha?


but


Hehehehee Idont even know

that was funny

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Warmest of welcomes.
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Welcome back, I`m new and pretty drunk
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