Rest In Peace, Clarissa...

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Rest In Peace, Clarissa...

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...our kinda broad.

"Disbarred from legal practice and having declared herself bankrupt she started cooking for landed families. Her drinking continued unchecked - she cooked one 10-course meal while so drunk she had no memory of it afterwards - and she was sacked after turning her boss's car over twice. On another occasion she was arrested for drink-driving just as her employer's country-house guests arrived for the weekend."

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Her entire life sounds like a typical Thursday night for my aunt Jan. RIP

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BigDog49 wrote:Her entire life sounds like a typical Thursday night for my aunt Jan. RIP
Auntie Jan was the one who gave hidden sips to me and cousin Richard from her glass of chocolate milk in the morning. Allen's coffee brandy was in it

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mistah willies wrote: Allen's coffee brandy was in it
Had to look that one up. And now I want some, instantly!
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It's frigging sweet, probably good on pancakes though.

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Clarissa Dickson Wright became a teetotaller in the late 1980s and was pretty fucking harsh on anyone who had a snort, after that.
Her TV partner, Jennifer Paterson, was a hoot, though.
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To be honest, I don't encourage drinking and driving, and I don't encourage drinking and cooking.

She violated both principles of MY lifestyle, not hers.

I'll drink to her wonderful heart though. cheers!
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