Trivia Night at The Pub

[Dear Booze]

Thanks. I was afraid you were going to ask for a brand. I suspect that she preferred some shifty regional brand, but couldn't, for the life of me, remember where she was from. I think it was Virginia, but I'm not sure.

[Badfellow]

I have it on pretty good authority that Patsy Cline's favorite beer was Elsinore.




Next question.
Let's make this one worth +6 points just to fuck with things.
The category: Booze Nations of the World.
Get drinking,
And good luck.

*Which country in Asia is famous for a genocide, and includes amongst it's top finished exports cigarettes and cigars as well as finely regarded brandy?


-hint-
The answer is not lower Slobovia.

[Dear Booze]

Based on "Turkish Blend" cigarettes, made famous by the Camel brand, I'm going with Turkey.

[Smatter Noguts]

well I'll go with Japan for the win, Dave.

[Badfellow]

Sorry, fellas.
You're both mighty incorrect.

Smoke if you got 'em.

[Badfellow]

Gene Rayburn told me you were all a bunch of caucasianoidz.

[mistah willies]

My friend my friend, thank you for calling tech support. I am Fredeee. I am from being born in the New Jersey City in the Novas Coshia. Have you tried unplugging your device?

The answer might be the country that the American Injuns are named after. It is their Homeland, you know. It is Injia. They are Asian, my friend. But their tobacco sucks the bullocks off a dead tiger.

[Badfellow]

Good guess. But, no. It's not the land of Ganesh and tech support.

Anyone else?

-hint-

Kanye's wonderfully humble wife claims partial ethnic identity with this country.

[Smatter Noguts]

Armenians are Anatolians, not Asians.

[Badfellow]

Armenians are Anatolians, not Asians.

Um, yeah. Guess that kind of answers the question.
However, smarty britches, geographical parameters place Armenia squarely within the continental definition of Asia.
And,
You're only getting +4 points for double guessing,
Calling me dave
And for being a crotchety stickler.


Everyone holding onto their butt cracks so far?
Good deal.

Let's throw our empties at the scoreboard, shall we?
Altogether now.

SCOREBOARD

Dear Booze................................... 10
Smatter Fishguts.......................... 6
Willies........................................... 5
Thirsty........................................... 4
Oettinger........................................ 1
Artful Detective.............................. 1


TN@TP will continue
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[Smatter Noguts]

I an tooo drunk to answer tie scurliuss reoeiously reprhensivoe affronr to human dignaiy in the th eforn it schould vem but fuck u and awars me 10,000 poinyts asthat is, and woyld ve the fair thing

[Badfellow]

Fair enough.

You can have your full +6 points
And the last cocktail weenie in BBQ sauce.

The scoreboard has been monkeyed with accordingly.

[Badfellow]

Next question.
This one is worth a jive +5 points for anyone with a pulse who answers correctly.

The category is I'm Drunk and Lazy.

*Besides Armenia, name (5) other countries that produce brandy... And furthermore, why are you such an asshole?

Pass the funnel and the cognac, please.

[Dear Booze]

France, U.S., Japan, Australia, Chile, Mexico.

[mistah willies]

So drunk iM still on hold for tec hsuport becaseu the

Becasue the

because the blue letters didn't link to anything

But wait, isn't plainks

Plainka

PAlinka a brandy?

1. Hungery.
2. Francoise Coshia.
D. Murrca/trumplandia due to coffee thanks Mass.holes what used to be part of Maine
3. Nether Regions due to Vikings
4. Italish folks

Boner answr: I'm not an ashole. I'm a bad druink