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Can't sleep, clowns will eat me: Sugar Rice Krinkles Advert (Clown)
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Are you ignoring me again, Dear Lady S.? I pointed out in an earlier post that there is a national clown shortage. Now take that bourbon-filled hot-water-bottle and up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, with you.
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I can't sleep. That is the problem.
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You got insomnia?
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oettinger wrote:You got insomnia?
Don't taunt Dear Lady S., please.
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Yeah well, that was kind of cool, but I fast forwarded through it, since I have ADHD.
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Not to mention, coulrophobia...

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Palinka wrote:Not to mention, coulrophobia...

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Reminds me of my college graduation party, but with less animals and puke.
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Some where, there wss once an eloderly man who just kept right on going with his clown thinng. PS eyes or not, his whole thing is Gacy-ous


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What do you call a fear of Santa Claus?
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Okay, I'll tell you: CLAUSTROPHOBIA.

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Savage wrote:What do you call a fear of Santa Claus?
Actually, it's Santaphobia and it is a real and noted psychological condition, and shouldn't be laughed at.

Here are three examples of scary Santas:

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Easter is right around the corner
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What is fear of running out of bourbon before you pass out called?
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Evenings.
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