The Crappy Jokes thread!
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Darth Vader is scared to call your sister an "overblown Deathstar", because your mother occupied that term for the last 20 years already
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There was a wine tasting at my Jesuit Alma mater. They didn't bill it as such but everyone knew that when you find 4 Jesuits together their will always be a fifth.
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I was just listening to an old Tom Waits album and he said "Make like a bakery truck and haul buns."
I thought that was funny. :D
I thought that was funny. :D
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That's funny!
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Why didn`t Skynet produce jihadist terminators?
Terminators can`t self-destruct.
Terminators can`t self-destruct.
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So there I was...
surrounded by 40 Amazon women and a big bowl of candy
all I got was cavities
surrounded by 40 Amazon women and a big bowl of candy
all I got was cavities
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Cavity search! Special silkskin probe for those tall lovelies, of course.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 9:26 pmSo there I was...
surrounded by 40 Amazon women and a big bowl of candy
all I got was cavities
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Read this with a Hebrew accent for maximum effect:
Two chickens were standing on a corner
When along comes a farmer
The farmer says, "Hey chickie, how 'bout a lay"?
The rooster says, "Not with my wife you don't"!
Two chickens were standing on a corner
When along comes a farmer
The farmer says, "Hey chickie, how 'bout a lay"?
The rooster says, "Not with my wife you don't"!
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A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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If Ella Fitzgerald had married Darth Vader, her name would be Ella Vader.
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??? WTF?
Sorry, if you got to explain a joke, you are done.
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"Is the bar TENDER, here?"
Hey, at least I didn't have to read it in a Hebrew accent.
Hey, at least I didn't have to read it in a Hebrew accent.
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