Did you hear the one about the libertarian vegan marathoner?....
Of course you did.
The Crappy Jokes thread!
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Frankennietzsche
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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i copyed and pasted this one
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!"
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Lush City
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^^^^^^
That my friends is crappy quality at its best.
Did get a belly laugh out of it.
That my friends is crappy quality at its best.
Did get a belly laugh out of it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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After a shot of your latest distilled suicide the guy in the wheelchair says: "Wow, this stuff rocks! I can`t feel my legs anymore"
Drink!
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i bet atfer sayin that.......... he didnt have a leg to stand onoettinger wrote:After a shot of your latest distilled suicide the guy in the wheelchair says: "Wow, this stuff rocks! I can`t feel my legs anymore"
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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oldsmartskunk
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A black fat homosexual disabled female jew baby was born and they called it Jesus!
Most offensive joke ever.
Most offensive joke ever.
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Lush City
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How is that even a joke? It's just offensive. Just sayin'...oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:23 amA black fat homosexual disabled female jew baby was born and they called it Jesus!
Most offensive joke ever.
Here's a Jesus joke:
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Frankennietzsche
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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
<poo-zing!>
He worked it out with a pencil.
<poo-zing!>
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Lush City
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I told these jokes this afternoon at my local happy hour and everyone laughed and no one was offended. A Mexican American was present. So don't give me any PC grief please!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Why did Hitler abstain from whiskey?
It made him mean.
It made him mean.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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ThirstyDrunk
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Did you see the movie about constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
It hasn't come out yet.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought