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Surreal is Ferreal

Post by nic the chick » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:44 pm

truly a stand-up guy.
there was a box from him on my doorstep when i arrived home from work yesterday, containing an mdm fez and some old grape juice. there was also a lovely little note attached with AN MDM LETTERHEAD. 2L2Q (that's too legit to quit, for those not hip to 90's talk.)
here i am, wearing his fez --which will be joining me on my trip to ROC-- and holding the longest cork ever. the cork is from a bottle of 2010 peninsula hills (michigan) merlot--which will be joining the osso bucco and risotto i made for dinner tonight on a trip through the alimentary canal.

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thanks, buddy. the next time you see your fez, it'll be at an awesome party. i'll send it back to you, complete with souvenirs.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:53 pm

Yep. Surreal is good people.
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:58 pm

The fez fits you very nicely. And a nice buttplug you have there.
Should at least have tried to drink some of that ink though, I mean make it tough on the artist.
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I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by nic the chick » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:00 pm

oettinger wrote: Should at least have tried to drink some of that ink though, I mean make it tough on the artist.
who says i didn't?
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by nic the chick » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:03 pm

and that cork is WAY too skinny to be a buttplug. sheesh.
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by Badfellow » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:03 pm

That's 100% sweet sunshine of the soul right there. I raise the drink to you Surreal, much respect. And the feller is a crack booze trivia shot ta' boot.

You know what they say Nic, if the fez fits...
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by nic the chick » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:05 pm

Badfellow wrote: You know what they say Nic, if the fez fits...
...then pants are unnecessary.
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by mistah willies » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:09 pm

Gorgeous.


Sleeves to the fez.

Well met, young Lady.



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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:14 pm

Badfellow wrote:booze trivia shot ta' boot
with zero points but countin`
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by Surreal » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:51 am

You are too kind.

I hope the grape was placed in a glass, tin cup or high heel shoe and many toasts were raised to the excellent folk around here who are now posting from the great beyond.

Cheers and all my best to DDB and the rest of the Cali crew.
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by NYDingbat » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:28 pm

I second this topic! I have had the pleasure of experiencing Surreal's Ferreality in person - and hope to many more times - and it is a surreal ferreality indeed! The man can do everything from cookin' a stupdendous breakfast for a yardful of tent dwelling Drunkards to makin' a geetar sing as if it had a soul, to winning over a judge and jury with such charm and fierce knowledge to the point it makes them all want to go out and run afoul of the law just to have the privilege of being his client.

And he's so damned hilarious, that you'd best have a Palinka of your own at your side when you talk to him or read his posts - you'll need him or her there to stitch up those sides Surreal splits like a hot knife through room temperature butter.

Slainte a thousand times, my dear Surreal!
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by Smatter Noguts » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:20 pm

Set me up for drinks at a bar before we even met in person.

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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by Badfellow » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:53 pm

nic the chick wrote:
Badfellow wrote: You know what they say Nic, if the fez fits...
...then pants are unnecessary.
The Game of Pants takes a moment to learn but a lifetime to master.

Unless they're Platypus Pants!!!

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Never realized until now, that angle looks like I just layed a bunch of garlic.
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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by mistah willies » Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:07 pm

Damn fine kilt!

Avast yon Drys, with their aversion to lovely Miss Ethyl and also proper, flavorous, fragrant, and forgivenedly flagrant roots!

I'll sleep better tonight knwoing that yo are en guarde, young man.



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Re: Surreal is Ferreal

Post by Patchez » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:59 am

So much to have fun with here.
Badfellow wrote:Unless they're Platypus Pants!!!
I'm sure there was a perfectly valid explanation for this get up. However I am hard pressed to come up with.......any.

Badfellow wrote:Never realized until now, that angle looks like I just layed a bunch of garlic.
Veggie violator.
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