Obstacles
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Re: Obstacles
Going by sheer volume the left one is twice the size of the right one.
That stupid cork can be a drunks worst enemy!
That stupid cork can be a drunks worst enemy!
Drink!
Re: Obstacles
Obstacles are put in your path so that the destination is made more special.
Imagine how good the booze will taste after you get past this little trial?
Imagine how good the booze will taste after you get past this little trial?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Obstacles
The bigger obstacle is to stop drinking and eat dinner. Never let a cork stand in your way.
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Re: Obstacles
Yup.
Really hate to put down the glass and take up the fork, but it is necessary.
Also, hate to say it, but drinking while eating when you gotta do shit in the real world tomorrow makes the daylight shine hard, and come too early.
I think chewing food mixed with spirits somehow keeps the alcohol in your system thorugout the night for much longher.
But I'm no Dr.
Now for another sip of the spiced run
Really hate to put down the glass and take up the fork, but it is necessary.
Also, hate to say it, but drinking while eating when you gotta do shit in the real world tomorrow makes the daylight shine hard, and come too early.
I think chewing food mixed with spirits somehow keeps the alcohol in your system thorugout the night for much longher.
But I'm no Dr.
Now for another sip of the spiced run
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Let's not talk of real obstacles like other people. Yikes! Why spoil a good time and bring that up. Sheesh! Somebody smack me.
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Indeed.
Let us not talk shop while the whole world of draaaanking awaits this weekend until the ugly light of Monday chirrups in our ears way too soon.
Well, for those if us unlucky bastards whom have to make the pay.
DRINK!
Let us not talk shop while the whole world of draaaanking awaits this weekend until the ugly light of Monday chirrups in our ears way too soon.
Well, for those if us unlucky bastards whom have to make the pay.
DRINK!