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I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by greygoose1 » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:39 pm

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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by mistah willies » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:43 pm

AH!

Oh hell yes. It will fuck with your head, so to speak. Damn.

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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by Screwball » Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:56 pm

I wonder what the "natural flavors" are. Valtrex?

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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:42 pm

Slut.
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:53 pm

Does it taste like hedgehog?
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by oettinger » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:49 am

Mix it with Gina Wild Turkey
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by Patchez » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:25 am

Was it hard to swallow?
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Post by mistah willies » Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:26 am

Ya know, he's a hard member to beat.

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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by oettinger » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:08 pm

The eyetest sayz that`s ten inches minimum
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by JimLahey » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:37 pm

Where the hell did you find this? Looks amazing, haha! Tell us how it is please.

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Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:37 am

JimLahey wrote:Where the hell did you find this? Looks amazing, haha! Tell us how it is please.
Milky smooth, little salty tone in the background.
When swallowed in the whole tastes like a Bette Midler finisher.



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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:38 am

stiff liquors like this are best enjoyed as part of a long drink. Serve in a highball cocktail glass
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by coqui_chris » Wed May 14, 2014 3:33 pm

Talk about HAIR of the dog
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by booznik » Wed May 14, 2014 4:38 pm

These Ron puns are awesome. Keep 'em coming.

I second the "where the hell did you find this?".
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.

Post by oettinger » Wed May 14, 2014 4:52 pm

Bit stiff in the throat, coughin a bit. Got some in the eye aswell, yuck that burns!
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