I. Had. To. Have. This.
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booznik
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Crookz trailer (Just wait a couple of minutes. The Ron is in it.)
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Or go for this Ron Jeremy asks god in toxic avenger 4, I love that movie but it might hurt more than one feeling, so beware!booznik wrote:Crookz trailer (Just wait a couple of minutes. The Ron is in it.)
Drink!
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It must have been a struggle to keep it off your face.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Savage
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He seems like such a sweet and funny guy, but OMG, do his grandchildren know what he does for a living?
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Re: I. Had. To. Have. This.
And, how many kids and grandchildren does he even know that exist?Savage wrote:He seems like such a sweet and funny guy, but OMG, do his grandchildren know what he does for a living?
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Savage
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Ooh, too true.mistah willies wrote:And, how many kids and grandchildren does he even know that exist?Savage wrote:He seems like such a sweet and funny guy, but OMG, do his grandchildren know what he does for a living?
Also, what do his elderly parents think about his career?
I mean, if any of my children (youngest one aged 25) did that sort of a thing for a living I would be quite conflicted and upset.
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Have you ever watched one of his movies to the very end?mistah willies wrote:And, how many kids and grandchildren does he even know that exist?Savage wrote:He seems like such a sweet and funny guy, but OMG, do his grandchildren know what he does for a living?
And please don`t counter with some " yeah, but pull out doesn`t work" stuff
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Savage
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No, actually, I never heard of the fellow until a young girl on this board mentioned that her mother took her to meet him. He is not the sort of fellow that I touch bases with, ordinarily.oettinger wrote:Have you ever watched one of his movies to the very end?mistah willies wrote:And, how many kids and grandchildren does he even know that exist?Savage wrote:He seems like such a sweet and funny guy, but OMG, do his grandchildren know what he does for a living?
And please don`t counter with some " yeah, but pull out doesn`t work" stuff
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Heard the Ronde Jermey takes like Vaseline.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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greygoose1
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Damn, I forgot I posted this. Where did I get it? At the liquor store. You may have to have your packy order it from his/her distributor. RJ even made an appearance at the store I got it at! Alas, it was at 3pm on a weekday, so I missed it.
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after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
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~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
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Mr Boozificator
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I think about my wonderful Midwest, my American adventure and I weep. May your glasses always get lost an found again my friend. Cheers!
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.