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Um, is this a dream?

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But we are totally goin to this next year...

http://floggingmollycruise.com/

this will not end good but it'll be a great story for the grandkids.
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I'm not sure what the husband was trying to say in the subject here, but we think this cruise sounds really fun and we're planning to go for our 10-year anniversary. :) Any drunkards are welcome!!
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Did you see this from their news feed?
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I don't know how my wife became aware of this, but I nominate her for beatification. Geese are all up in this piece come St. Pat's 2105.

http://www.floggingmollycruise.com

1. A shit-ton of good bands for 3 days (personal favorites: The Real McKenzies, The Tossers)
2. This boat is going to be losing a shit-ton of drunkards at ports-of-call
3. The ship line HAS to be paying every damn employee on this cruise - hazard pay
4. Wife say 'I don't want a small room! Me say 'shit, I'll sleep in one the lifeboats, you have room all to ya damn self!'
5. If you've checked out this site by now (what's included tab), Matt Hensley is going to have the easiest paid gig of his life.

In short, this is a magnificent, splendiferous, drunkeriffic, sun-drenched, booze-riven opportunity to.....

Holy shit, I'm out of words at the prospect of this all.

Mamagoose, I know that you'll regret this in 2015 for bringing this to my attention, but thank you for bringing this to my attention.

And, Happy Mother's Day. I love you.
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Gah, I did double-post. Mods, pleeazy clozey thread. See thread 'um, is this a dream?'

kthxbye
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OK from reading this post she may have gotten the info from my newsfeed on the Facebook. I shared it a day or so ago when I saw in on Flogging molly's feed. Still trying to talk my better half into it.
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greygoose1 wrote:Gah, I did double-post. Mods, pleeazy clozey thread. See thread 'um, is this a dream?'

kthxbye
I've merged them into one thread, for know.

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Re: Um, is this a dream?

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Gogol Bordello is on the playbill? Oh hells yes. Debauchery awaits!

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Re: Um, is this a dream?

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I don't know about any of you who haven't been resident to a con, mini-con, condom-con, et al. but we could make this legendary.

Not only from a drunkard-recruiting standpoint, but from a...

1. 'Jesus, did he/she really do that?' standpoint...
2. (my personal favorite) the 'I love you table, can I snuggle up against your leg and pass out? standpoint...
3. breaking onto the bridge with a cucumber and threatening to slit the captain's throat if we can't pull over at a White Castle (only peeps east of the Mississippi river
get this one, I do believe) standpoint...
4. Armed standoff (by armed I mean stolen [empty] bottles from the various bars and paddles from the lifeboats) with security whenst we arrive back U.S. ways standpoint...

This. Will. Be. Epic.

I'll fucking make the magic happen even if you goons don't come along, just like that time I did Elton John's 'Don't Go Breakin' My Heart' and I did the Kiki Dee lines too, bitches!
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn

'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov

A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements

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