Sunday

A place for general talk.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

Post Reply
User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

R & C, there`s a highway nearby, maybe I`ll combine both ideads
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

Good morning loaded sunday people,

today I wished summer was over already, those damn children outside made me go nuts. Edit: I toyed with the idea of blasting some supert loud punk rock with some very dirty lyrics.

And a gazillion joggers, hickers and cyclists didn`t help the cause.

Some rain would`ve helped.

Getting drunk helps,

Cheers
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

To the day 500 years from now sunday drinking was invented. Fanfare

It took only five more years to be accepted from horehouses to ministries all over the world.

Over the centuries sunday drinking got so famous, Napoleon didn`t march on russia on sundays, you better not try to land on the moon on a sunday, (Houston, we got a problem. Houston, Houston! Houston?????) Hitler, well Fuhrerbunker is closed on sundays
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

Good evening sunday drunks,

I spent half the day sleeping, which is not good. It took away precious drinking time

I have to ketch up with the drinking. I`ll be fucked up tomorrow morning, the alarm is already set. Have to fix a stupid tenant`s window.
After that I`ll take my wife and dog to a german KFC. Very noble, I know. We want to try it
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
Rye and Coke
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 885
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"

Re: Sunday

Post by Rye and Coke »

Rye and Coke in another thread about Fried Chicken wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:42 am

Nah, I love cooking and drinking. Something about the two just goes together.

The ultimate is when I'm grilling. I make sure that whatever I'm grilling last isn't a lean meat and can cook slow and low because I'm going to get drunk and I'M GOING to forget it's out there. One morning, at 2 a.m., I woke up to these wonderfully smoked jerk chicken wings. They went in marinated, I covered them, passed out...and with the coals dying down, four hours later, voila.

Hungover me gave a high five to undrunk me for planning it and drunk me for cooking it, because the three of us now had lunch for the next two days.

Alright, here we go it's 5:54 EST and I'm grilling. I'm about to put some chicken thighs and hot dogs on, chicken wings later. I'm pretty sure I'm on the cusp of a blackout, so let me see how far I can make it consciously before the lizard brain takes over.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

User avatar
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3270
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am

Re: Sunday

Post by Nausea »

Rye and Coke wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:55 pm
Alright, here we go it's 5:54 EST and I'm grilling. I'm about to put some chicken thighs and hot dogs on, chicken wings later. I'm pretty sure I'm on the cusp of a blackout, so let me see how far I can make it consciously before the lizard brain takes over.
Take the lizard brain far far away... Far far away to a faraway land.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

Grill the lizzard brain, then install it into your skull head
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

If not you`re either FUCKED or DOOMED, or both:
FOOMED
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
Rye and Coke
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 885
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"

Re: Sunday

Post by Rye and Coke »

Still awake and aware...barely...

10:40 EST
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

Good afternoon sunday drunks.

Today I needed two coffees and five vodka lemons to wake up.

I was smashed like a watermelon dropped from the empire state building last night.

Good thing: I got some peaceful pass out sleep after waking up way to early sat morning. Best sleep ever, no dreams, no nothing. Hit the bed and boom curtain falls. Dead

Bad thing: I diagonally layed down on our bed. Occupying both blankets snoring like a drunk walerus. AD couldn`t move my rockheavy corpse one inch. No space for her in the bed. And we have a big fucking bed.
I told her to leave me passed out on my office chair next time. She said she already does but I always find my way into the bedroom zombie-style

One more time, cheers you all
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
Rye and Coke
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 885
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"

Re: Sunday

Post by Rye and Coke »

Because it's Whiskey Sour Day, I've had two of those (one w/egg white and one without) and two screw drivers. I'm thinking of doing some yard work and I'm trying to fortify my mind with the idea.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

User avatar
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3270
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am

Re: Sunday

Post by Nausea »

oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:49 am
Good thing: I got some peaceful pass out sleep after waking up way to early sat morning. Best sleep ever, no dreams, no nothing. Hit the bed and boom curtain falls. Dead
This is the best type of sleep. A miniature death.

I can't believe Sunday is here already. Damnit. At least there's whiskey.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

User avatar
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3270
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am

Re: Sunday

Post by Nausea »

Woah Hol y Fucking Drunk.

That was the tought as u attempted to traverse the stairs.

gotta crash now
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

Waking up on mondays is like your doctor admitting he lied, yes you have Aids. Sorry
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Sunday

Post by oettinger »

Good morning sunday drunks,

people are too stupid to insert animals online.

We are looking for a cat.

Pull your add if you already sold them.

Otherwise your phone will ring all weekend.

Cheers dumbasses
Drink!
Image
Image

Post Reply