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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks.

I don`t remember when I got to bed but the sun was rising. I slept until 1 p.m. or 13 o' clock as whe europeans call it.
Half my sunday is gone already now. That means I have to drink faster.

So cheers y'all, first to stumbling drunk wins this race
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Ruiner has entered a rib-cookoff here in Mississippi in the most back woods piece of crap what calls itself a bar you can think of. I'm going to have to go investigate this today.
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Judge wrote:
Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:47 am
Ruiner has entered a rib-cookoff here in Mississippi in the most back woods piece of crap what calls itself a bar you can think of. I'm going to have to go investigate this today.
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If I hear a banjo I'll break out the fiddle and the bow !
Proverbs 31:6&7

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scream ale wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
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This weekend went by way too fast.
Agreed. Why aren't there more protests for weekends that go by too quickly? Where's the public outcry? Isn't anyone alarmed by this injustice?
Bah I forgot the world is full of numbskulls, dip shits, dumb fucks, assholes, flat heads, window lickers, dullards and flat out retards.
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My response was always, "It wasn't long enough", end of discussion.
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How was the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Loooooooooooooooooong
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Good afternoon sunday drunks.

Today I am wound licking, I look like a young Mike Tyson had his way with me.

I`m not concussed atleast, that would have sucked. I think I was once, it made me throw up a lot.

So there`s something to drink to, cheers
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 21, 2020 10:52 am
Good afternoon sunday drunks.

Today I am wound licking, I look like a young Mike Tyson had his way with me.

I`m not concussed atleast, that would have sucked. I think I was once, it made me throw up a lot.

So there`s something to drink to, cheers

You are a soldier dude. Took that spill like a man!

And yeah, if you were throwing up, you probably had a concussion.

I spent the majority of the day between bouts of drinking and napping. Happy Father's Day to me. It's been pretty awesome.

I'm about to order some food to be delivered because I ain't cooking.

Cheers to you all! I love you wild wierdoes.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 21, 2020 10:52 am
Good afternoon sunday drunks.

Today I am wound licking, I look like a young Mike Tyson had his way with me.

I`m not concussed atleast, that would have sucked. I think I was once, it made me throw up a lot.

So there`s something to drink to, cheers
I hope you are not one of those battered husbands we hear about.
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Good morning sunday indulgers,

it`s lunch time and I am kind of hungry but I want to get drunk first.

What`s your routine, get drunk and then eat or first stuff yourself and then get wasted?

Posting this makes me even hungrier, so cheers
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:26 am
Good morning sunday indulgers,

it`s lunch time and I am kind of hungry but I want to get drunk first.

What`s your routine, get drunk and then eat or first stuff yourself and then get wasted?

Posting this makes me even hungrier, so cheers
Well, if it's Friday and I have been 4days without drink (for health reasons), I tend to start early with cheladas. That's Clamato in the bottom of your beer mug then fill the rest with your favorite lager, hopefully Mexican, with a squeeze of lime. That's around 10am so I'm really getting a head start in the disguise of vegetable juice!
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Good afternoon sunday fuckups,

I can`t remember the last time I slept until 1 p.m. for two days straight.

When I was younger that was a given.

Old people don`t need rest right? I`m 36 though, I can still party hard for the next 36 I`m thinking.

So cheers cheers and cheers
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:54 am
Good afternoon sunday fuckups,

I can`t remember the last time I slept until 1 p.m. for two days straight.

When I was younger that was a given.

Old people don`t need rest right? I`m 36 though, I can still party hard for the next 36 I`m thinking.

So cheers cheers and cheers

Shit, you made it. I was certain you'd be dead to the world until Monday morning. I've come to realize that I'll never have a good drunken night's rest where I wake up at 1 or 2. Everyone in my house wakes up at 8, because they're in the school system -- it's what they're accustomed to.

So, no matter how hungover, I always end up waking up at like 9 or so, all pissy at the world and lamenting my lot in life.
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Sunday in SoCal used to mean
Funny cars
Irwindale
Big John Mazmanian
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^^^ That dude got his ass kicked by a chicken? That's what happens on Sundays in SoCal?

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