Good afternoon sunday drunks.
I don`t remember when I got to bed but the sun was rising. I slept until 1 p.m. or 13 o' clock as whe europeans call it.
Half my sunday is gone already now. That means I have to drink faster.
So cheers y'all, first to stumbling drunk wins this race
Sunday
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Re: Sunday
Ruiner has entered a rib-cookoff here in Mississippi in the most back woods piece of crap what calls itself a bar you can think of. I'm going to have to go investigate this today.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: Sunday
If you hear banjos, run.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Sunday
If I hear a banjo I'll break out the fiddle and the bow !
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Sunday
When I was working as a wage slave, Monday mornings in the office would bring up mild conversation like a question,"How was your weekend?"scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:29 pmAgreed. Why aren't there more protests for weekends that go by too quickly? Where's the public outcry? Isn't anyone alarmed by this injustice?
Bah I forgot the world is full of numbskulls, dip shits, dumb fucks, assholes, flat heads, window lickers, dullards and flat out retards.
My response was always, "It wasn't long enough", end of discussion.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks.
Today I am wound licking, I look like a young Mike Tyson had his way with me.
I`m not concussed atleast, that would have sucked. I think I was once, it made me throw up a lot.
So there`s something to drink to, cheers
Today I am wound licking, I look like a young Mike Tyson had his way with me.
I`m not concussed atleast, that would have sucked. I think I was once, it made me throw up a lot.
So there`s something to drink to, cheers
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
You are a soldier dude. Took that spill like a man!
And yeah, if you were throwing up, you probably had a concussion.
I spent the majority of the day between bouts of drinking and napping. Happy Father's Day to me. It's been pretty awesome.
I'm about to order some food to be delivered because I ain't cooking.
Cheers to you all! I love you wild wierdoes.
I can barely see the screen.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Sunday
I hope you are not one of those battered husbands we hear about.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday indulgers,
it`s lunch time and I am kind of hungry but I want to get drunk first.
What`s your routine, get drunk and then eat or first stuff yourself and then get wasted?
Posting this makes me even hungrier, so cheers
it`s lunch time and I am kind of hungry but I want to get drunk first.
What`s your routine, get drunk and then eat or first stuff yourself and then get wasted?
Posting this makes me even hungrier, so cheers
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
Well, if it's Friday and I have been 4days without drink (for health reasons), I tend to start early with cheladas. That's Clamato in the bottom of your beer mug then fill the rest with your favorite lager, hopefully Mexican, with a squeeze of lime. That's around 10am so I'm really getting a head start in the disguise of vegetable juice!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday fuckups,
I can`t remember the last time I slept until 1 p.m. for two days straight.
When I was younger that was a given.
Old people don`t need rest right? I`m 36 though, I can still party hard for the next 36 I`m thinking.
So cheers cheers and cheers
I can`t remember the last time I slept until 1 p.m. for two days straight.
When I was younger that was a given.
Old people don`t need rest right? I`m 36 though, I can still party hard for the next 36 I`m thinking.
So cheers cheers and cheers
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:54 amGood afternoon sunday fuckups,
I can`t remember the last time I slept until 1 p.m. for two days straight.
When I was younger that was a given.
Old people don`t need rest right? I`m 36 though, I can still party hard for the next 36 I`m thinking.
So cheers cheers and cheers
Shit, you made it. I was certain you'd be dead to the world until Monday morning. I've come to realize that I'll never have a good drunken night's rest where I wake up at 1 or 2. Everyone in my house wakes up at 8, because they're in the school system -- it's what they're accustomed to.
So, no matter how hungover, I always end up waking up at like 9 or so, all pissy at the world and lamenting my lot in life.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Sunday
Sunday in SoCal used to mean
Funny cars
Irwindale
Big John Mazmanian
Today:
Funny cars
Irwindale
Big John Mazmanian
Today:
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Sunday
^^^ That dude got his ass kicked by a chicken? That's what happens on Sundays in SoCal?