Sunday

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

I`m watching some sports right now and started thinking: How do you get a gig as an official score-keeper at these games?
Isn`t that a dream job? Get drunk while watching your favorite team and get paid to write down random stats?!

Sign me up!

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday drunks,

so tonight is amateur night. Do you buy any firecrackers or do you rather spent it on booze?
It`s booze for me.

Cheers

[oldsmartskunk]

Good evening sunday drunks,

so tonight is amateur night. Do you buy any firecrackers or do you rather spent it on booze?
It`s booze for me.

Cheers

Real man needs only one crack in his life - th eone that deals with his drunkarrhea. Cheers

[benitobeast69]

Good evening sunday drunks,

so tonight is amateur night. Do you buy any firecrackers or do you rather spent it on booze?
It`s booze for me.

Cheers

are firecrackers the same as fireworks?

i do love setting them off however my Bruno aint a fan!

booze it is

[scream ale]

Shot my wad on beer and liquor and junk food.

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday imbibes,

it actually feels good to have a normal drunken weekend without any holiday obligations. Just drinking all day and passing out.

Cheers

[scream ale]

Somewhere there's a holiday going on today that has obligations that demand being met.

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

it should be an understatement to not call me before noon on a sunday.

Freaking undrunks!!!!

Nice, I`m awake now with five hours of sleep under my hungover belt. Time for a drink I guess

[Lush City]

Have to back off the booze for a while as I recover from a bad case of impacted stool. I couldn't shit no matter what I did for 6days! My bowels were blocked by literal cement like poop. Fortunately, I found a local colonic hydrotherapy specialist, yesterday, who had the machine with the water pump and hose. I spent 90min. having my entire colon flushed. It was like drilling or excavating a mine shaft! It all gave way eventually. So, I'll get by with weed and weed products for while to ease my irritated colon. Just can't do what I once did with reckless abandon. It feels good now to give it a rest. I know most of you are no practitioners of moderation, so be warned!

[scream ale]

Gotta eat your fruits and veggies Lush man. Cheers to a speedy recovery. And remember what Scatman Crothers said.

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday wastedroids,

I think it was during my 4th morning cocktail when I had one of those nasty belches from hell. I could still taste my drunkard munchies pizza from ten hours ago. How is that thing not digested yet? Pure evil...

On another note, why did Cyberdine Systems only have two nightguards when they knew that Sarah Connor escaped and Arnold was around again too?
Pretty dumb. If I was their insurance I wouldn`t pay for that blown up building!

Cheers

[Lush City]

All you Buffalo Bills fans better get ready to rock the house and beat the Chiefs, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift!

[scream ale]

I normally don't give a shit about football. Or sports in general. But fuck the bills, go chiefs.

[scream ale]

Well done KC!

[Artful Drunktective]

Yes way to go Chefs! Even though they truly are my team - born and raised KC, and we aren't fairweather fans- I can understand how annoying it must be for everyone else seeing them win all the time. They even gained some German fans when they played in Frankfurt in the fall and won. Now we look like dweebs walking around in Chiefs gear as if we jumped on that bandwagon, even though we already were wearing that stuff.

It's also a mystery to me when I see people in Europe wearing NY Yankees hats. Do they even know what that is? Baseball and 'murrican football aren't a "thing" here.