Sunday

[hereforthebeer]

happy sunday bloody sunday

https://youtu.be/rxZG5PCoa4s

last day of 6 day bender for me here, birthday 6 days ago , gotta start earning money again tomorrow!

Cheers!

[scream ale]

Cheers all!

[oettinger]

Hello there sunday imbibes.

Having no chance to get bumwine here in my new place I switched back to lower shelf vodka.
I can say it doesn`t make me as sick as the wine and way more hammered. The downside: Two bottles a night plus mixer also is not really inexpensive.
But hey, it does it`s job.

Prosit ya all

[oettinger]

Hello sunday fuckups,

I don`t know about you, but I have to clean up all my mishaps of the weekend on sundays. The drunk cooking yesterday turned into a flat out disaster.
When you`re loaded you don`t even notice the mess, but the next morning it`s a different story...

Cheers everyone

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

today was a good day, both the soccer and basketball teams won. That happens like every 1000 years.

Cheers to all of you

[scream ale]

Cheers all on this chilly autumn evening.
Bottoms up!

[oettinger]

Hello sunday drunks,
daylight saving time upon me. One more hour to get wasted! Yes yes yes

Take time and drink fellow drunks

[oettinger]

... oh yeah it was the week of sudden death, not only did my ex die to some heartattacks, but also a friends dad committed suicide by racing his car into a tree. God lord and I am drinking low-shelf vodka. What a pussy ass attempt to try kill myself

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

I don`t know about you but I hate being invited to shitty partys. They usually start in the evening when I`m already shitfaced.
Yesterday was no difference. The neighbour called, but by the time it was on I was stumbling drunk and my father had to escort me back up the road home because I was "to drunk" for cultivated interaction with people.
My mother said something akin to "there will be other guests, how embarassing..."
Isn`t that the point of being drunk, having fun with strangers?
I think I didn`t miss a lot by not going though, skyping with the drunk crowd and being my own DJ was way more appealing.

Cheers Ya`ll

[oettinger]

Hello there sunday-zombies,

I got a visit from a friend yesterday and accompanied him to the bus around midnight. Coming home I broke off the key in the frontdoors lock.
Thank drink it was opened already. I left a sign for my parents, warning them about the key-leftovers in the lock. It took me three drunken tries to write something readable.

In other news, I`m hungover but the alc slowly starts to do what I paid it for and the soccer team lost badly at home.
So it`s a meh sunday so far.

Enjoy your`s as best as possible, Prosit

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^
You can use bubble gum to get it out.
I've never seen you blow a bubble, and the mental image is hilarious.
So, locate your least-bitey homeless guy and tell him to chew it for you. After fifty or so chews, should be good. Smack him on the back of the head until he spits it out.

Bum saliva is highly concentrated, viscous, and smelly.
Should work fine old chap.

Sunday... as scream ale wrote, cold, windy, with November rains, so bourbon is indicated.

Side note: morning shower beer is effervescent, bright, shiny, kick starts the day, kinda like how sativa makes you talkative and get up and do shit.

Sunday morning bourbon on ice, it's more meditative.

[Badfellow]

^^^
Have you people learned nothing from Anton Chigur?

What you need to do is get yourself a captive bolt stunner like the kind used in your friendly, neighborhood slaughterhouse.
Next, use it to blow both the broken key and the entire lock out of the door. Be careful not to get your nutsack in the way.
After the lock is gone, you'll no longer need bother yourself with inconvenient keys that are easily lost or broken, and you'll also be able to meet all the interesting strangers (ie. bums and junkies) who will wander into your apartment.

[scream ale]

Coming home I broke off the key in the frontdoors lock.

That always sucks ass. I did that once coming home from work. It did NOTHING to improve my mood. I did however manage to get the two pieces together long enough to open the lock so I could waste the rest of the evening digging out the remainder of the key with a knife. Fun times.

[Artful Drunktective]

Anton Chigurh is my boyfriend so STFU.

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks,

I spilled too much coffee/vodka on my keyboard, the back-space tool got glued and is bnroken
Enter aslso sucks fuck ass