Sunday

[oettinger]

Okay, 8 tumblers of mimosa in an hour before the manager wench cut me off.
I called it a draw, then went to the bar across the street for a Manhattan.

Never book a plane into manhatten...

[Patchez]

Okay, 8 tumblers of mimosa in an hour before the manager wench cut me off.
I called it a draw, then went to the bar across the street for a Manhattan.

Never book a plane into manhatten...

Never put a Manhattan into a book on a plane.

[oettinger]

I see double again.
Imagine if the actual world is in double vision all the time and alcohol is the only source for you to see the right way

[Lush City]

Yes, it's still Sunday in my area and I'm feeling the joy while all of you crash and burn. I'm still standing. Sunday is the best!

[oettinger]

I`m so freaking loaded right now I missed church three times today.

And I thought aiming with a flame-thower would be easy.

[Lush City]

It's probably Sunday where you are right now. You are probably stoned ass asleep. It's going to be a great Sunday where I am!

[ThirstyDrunk]

It's probably Sunday where you are right now. You are probably stoned ass asleep. It's going to be a great Sunday where I am!

It is Sunday, Mayday!
I'm still up drinkin whiskey

[oettinger]

I noticed it`s sunday the moment I had to go get more overpiced shitty beer at the gas station.
Cheers sunday drunks

[mistah willies]

It's still last Thursday for me. Waiting for this Sunday of which you guys speak.

[oettinger]

Just get plastered on big W. By a one to seven chance you`ll eventually wake up on a sunday.

[Lush City]

Once again it's probably early Sunday morning where you are but it's late Saturday nite here. Just hope I save enough energy to enjoy tomorrow down at the local pub.

[oettinger]

Must be sunday because:
- I woke up wondering where that strange empty beer bottle came from since I only drank vodka
- Must`ve been my Gf cause it`s her brand
- Ashtray said yes, was her
- tried to remember
- yeah she came over I figured
- must`ve left later I also figured
- doesn`t answer my calls today
- did something happen?
- I couldn`t care less

Now that`s a blackout!
Cheers sunday drunks.

[Lush City]

Must be sunday because:
- I woke up wondering where that strange empty beer bottle came from since I only drank vodka
- Must`ve been my Gf cause it`s her brand
- Ashtray said yes, was her
- tried to remember
- yeah she came over I figured
- must`ve left later I also figured
- doesn`t answer my calls today
- did something happen?
- I couldn`t care less

Now that`s a blackout!
Cheers sunday drunks.

Yes, we are all skilled at drinking alone. It's the best path. Other people will just mess you up.

[oettinger]

Another stupid useless catholic holiday tomorrow means I`ll dive in extra hard into the vodka today,
Cheers sunday imbibers!

[Artful Drunktective]

I ain't taking anything away from Sunday by any means. It's the guaranteed "day of rest" holiday of the week where you can expect to be lazy and you don't look like an asshole for doing so. It's great for sleeping in from getting wasted Saturday...good sports are on...drunk BBQing...Sunday brunch always rocks if I choose to venture out...and there's plenty of time to get drunk twice... But I dare say I prefer Saturday because I can stay up late and I know I don't have to work the next day. If- who am I kidding?- WHEN I drink all day on Sunday from the aforementioned festivities, it makes for a bloody awful Monday morning at work unless I put myself to bed early.

Saturday, Donny, is the Jewish day of rest. I don't cook, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn the oven on, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL! Shomer Shabbos! - Walter