Fuck Daylight Savings Time. I was walking home from the bar and was like, "alright, it's 1 in the morning. When I get home, I'll have a few drinks and watch coverage of the fight." Wrong.
Wrong! I get home, time flips, and it's damn near three in the morning. Fuuuuuck!
That's what I hate most about spring. Losing an hour of my goddamn weekend.
gotta stock back up this weekend, I'm out of pretty much everything. I still can't walk for long distances, so I'm not looking forward to it. This is when I wish there were alcohol delivery services.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I can only imagine sending her to the store to get some rye and she comes back with Canadian Club.
I'd rather douse myself and strike a match (ala Richard Pryor) than drink that swill.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Today I lost yet another game of darts against AD.
Also I`m the one more wasted, so her being female and not as drunk gives her an unfair advantage
Prosit
Hope you didn't wager anything of importance.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
getting wasted in the mornings rocks with my inner drunkard-compass
Who are you again?
cheers
Hahaha, a little too early my friend. It happens to the best of us.
The bottles are all near dry...I have to brave this insane, panic-strewn tundra and restock. After that, I'll be free to languish about with drink, which is what Sundays were meant for anyway.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Drinking a Yuengling Lager and trying to chase away an annoying little hangover.
I remember I did a lot of stupid shit last night. I'm just scared of the stupid shit I did that I don't remember.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I had late lunch today because I worked and was busy drinking. I overate though. I`m so full I need a bottle of digestive vodka.
Burb
We have this breakfast sandwich making machine that we rarely use. It's like a little hot press. After yesterday's drinking sessions, I decided to make bacon egg and cheese sandwiches on English muffins. I spent the rest of the morning and afternoon on the couch watching television and sipping vodka drinks.
Tis the life I lead.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
