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oettinger wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 12:03 pm
In stupid times like these, with woman struggles and all, I am super gratefull to be a drunkard. Thanks alcohol, for all the good time!
Cheers sunday moonwalkers
Great you could make it waste meister, I'm headed for extended Sunday wasting time. This is my weekly high fucked up level happening right now. I'll take the next 4 days off to recover for my next weekend binge. Hope to see you all again on Sunday. The problem is I'm on the W. coast so I'm behind Euro and E. coast on Skype. It's tough to peak out in the morning unless I don't drink at all the day before. Then I can drink and annoy anyone on Skype.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 10:43 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 12:03 pm
In stupid times like these, with woman struggles and all, I am super gratefull to be a drunkard. Thanks alcohol, for all the good time!
Cheers sunday moonwalkers
Great you could make it waste meister, I'm headed for extended Sunday wasting time. This is my weekly high fucked up level happening right now. I'll take the next 4 days off to recover for my next weekend binge. Hope to see you all again on Sunday. The problem is I'm on the W. coast so I'm behind Euro and E. coast on Skype. It's tough to peak out in the morning unless I don't drink at all the day before. Then I can drink and annoy anyone on Skype.

Skype?
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Re: Sunday

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Hey sunday drunks how are you? I`m getting a heartattack right now but the bumwine should calm the stupid thing down. I atleast hope so.
Oh yeah and fuck the girls that didn`t want to date me yesterday.

Cheers everyone!
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aught the tail end of oett... put him to sleep, drove off the Artful Detective, anyone else up for some drunken shenanigans. No pistol whipping.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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It's about Noon Sunday in Hong Kong and here I am to report to you that I am drunk as a skunk.
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For whatever reason on sundays I get this strange alergic reaction on my skin. It`s looks like smallpox, the people at the gas station looked quite frightened. I think a couple of drinks should cure it in no time.
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Got some strange malware on my computer today. Fuck you spying cunts there`s nothing to gain here. I`ll throw the thing in the trash bin if you really try to wreck it.
Damnit, cheers sunday drunks
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It was another excellent Sunday in paradise. Picture perfect weather and people in bars early getting toasted watching the Dodgers sweep the Cubs while the tourists hit the beach.
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Well well well sunday again.

I met with an ex gf last night. Went quite well. But no sex. She looks like a crack addict now.

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Eggs Benedict, daiquiris, extra ham, puffing tasty treats on the patio. The only thing missing is the WSJ and a couple of Saigon whores dancing tabletop.
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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:51 am
Eggs Benedict, daiquiris, extra ham, puffing tasty treats on the patio. The only thing missing is the WSJ and a couple of Saigon whores dancing tabletop.

Eggs Benny? Daiquiris? Saigon Whores? Throw in a round of golf and it's a day in the life of Dear Booze.
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The Dodgers got shut out in Milwaukee. The beach was overcast all day. The drinks in the local bars tasted watered down. It was not a good Sunday in paradise.
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Re: Sunday

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:39 pm
The Nurse got shut out in Milwaukee. The diaper was overcast all day. The applesauce watered it up. It was not a good Sunday in the retriement home
Poor Lush, I feel you
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:53 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:39 pm
The Nurse got shut out in Milwaukee. The diaper was overcast all day. The applesauce watered it up. It was not a good Sunday in the retriement home
Poor Lush, I feel you
You are one crazy motherfucker. I hope your dick falls off because of all your past escapades.
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Re: Sunday

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Why can`t every day be a drunk sunday?
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