Sunday

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

I had late lunch today because I worked and was busy drinking. I overate though. I`m so full I need a bottle of digestive vodka.

Burb

We have this breakfast sandwich making machine that we rarely use. It's like a little hot press. After yesterday's drinking sessions, I decided to make bacon egg and cheese sandwiches on English muffins. I spent the rest of the morning and afternoon on the couch watching television and sipping vodka drinks.

Tis the life I lead.

It`s a (cut) short but good life

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday imbibers,

I had some headache today. I never have that. I think I woke up to early. Or maybe not, I`m drinking what feels like forever

Lets see have long I`ll make it tonight.

Cheers everyone (you oldtimers included)

[Rye and Coke]

I'm low on tequila so it's vodka screwdrivers for now. I love it when drunk Ryan remembers to hydrate so undrunk Ryan doesn't have to fight a hangover. This has been a great morning so far. We got our Internet fixed. I'm making breakfast at noon and the house is half empty because Jack and Coke is taking our daughter out to practice driving. (She's 16 this year, Bacchus be my strength.)

Whatever whatever.

We made it one more day.

Cheers!

[mistah willies]

I'm low on tequila so it's vodka screwdrivers for now. I love it when drunk Ryan remembers to hydrate so undrunk Ryan doesn't have to fight a hangover. This has been a great morning so far. We got our Internet fixed. I'm making breakfast at noon and the house is half empty because Jack and Coke is taking our daughter out to practice driving. (She's 16 this year, Bacchus be my strength.)

Whatever whatever.

We made it one more day.

Cheers!

I'll DRINK! to your dotta's driving.

An amazing sense of power, control, freedom, exploration await her.

Bonus: your own designated driver/ free Uber


Now she needs to learn how to change a tire.

[Rye and Coke]

Sunday, fun day... drink a lotta rum day!

Good morning Sunday drunks!


Who's already a few cups in?

[oettinger]

I am, la dolce vita sunday fuckups,

we bought flowers and other greenerie for some 400 bucks last week. Now our place looks picture perfect! I barely want to leave the balcony/pattio to post here, it looks that nice with a drink in hand

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday drunks.

I blacked out two nights in a row now. When was the last time that happened to you?

I`ll try my best to make this the third night.

Cheers

[oettinger]

God evening sunday drunks,

today we didn`t have breakfast until 5:30 in the afternoon. We spent most of the day drinking outisde.

Now that I got food in my system I`m getting greedy.

Well, soon there`ll be dinner.

Bon Appecheers sunday drunks

[Artful Drunktective]

I hope everyone had a Happy Mother's Day!

Justin Timerlake "It's time for a switcheroo".

[oettinger]

Hey there sunday drunks,

today our dumbass dog dug out our cat`s turd and ate it. That made him sick in the stomach.
It`s not the first time he ate shit and get sick, but that retard won`t learn.

I`ll get drunk waiting for him to throw up or have some drunkarrhea.

Cheers

[Rye and Coke]

Hey there sunday drunks,

today our dumbass dog dug out our cat`s turd and ate it. That made him sick in the stomach.
It`s not the first time he ate shit and get sick, but that retard won`t learn.

I`ll get drunk waiting for him to throw up or have some drunkarrhea.

Cheers

Dogs do that?! What the fuck!

right now I'm drinking Jose Cuervo Tradicional. It's slightly better than the usual shit tequila I drink. It also came in a limited edition Day of the Dead bottle. So there's that.

[oettinger]

Good morning sunday drunks.

You all get they day off tomorrow there in the states? I don`t but screw it lets get wasted anyway!

Cheers

[oettinger]

Hello there sunday imbibers,

there`s a corona live gig going on in front of our house.

So far they covered just lame as songs from various decades.

They animals hate it, AD enjoys it, I want to NUKE it.

Well atleast I can get drunk while being freaking angry. Oh and tomorrow is a day off.

Cheers

[oettinger]

Good evening sunday drunks.

This weekend went by way too fast. I don`t know why but it feels like I should`ve drank much more.

Well there`s still sunday night, so prosit

[scream ale]

This weekend went by way too fast.

Agreed. Why aren't there more protests for weekends that go by too quickly? Where's the public outcry? Isn't anyone alarmed by this injustice?
Bah I forgot the world is full of numbskulls, dip shits, dumb fucks, assholes, flat heads, window lickers, dullards and flat out retards.