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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:31 am
Good morning drunks,

after being plastered like a goat last night I woke up today with this funny thought:

What is the collective average intake of this board`s members per weekend?

40 bottles of hooch and 200 beers? What would you say?

Make it 41, cheers

beer count seems way too low. i'd be nervous if i had less than 40 beers in the fridge/cooler for a weekend and I'm definitely not taking care of 1/5th of this boards weekend beer drinking.
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Re: Sunday

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Shit I remember the times when I drank almost 10 liters of beer each evening. I switched to vodka and bumwine. Now almost just vodka. Less filling
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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

do you ever wake up not knowing what day it is?

Today I was unpleasantly surprised it is sunday already. Who took away my saturday?

Fuck, cheers
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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

after my first two drinks for breakfeast I got quite buzzed already. There must have been some leftover blood in my alcohol stream.

That tells me I have to quit drinking...


... this little. And load up more.

It`s fun, join me. Prosit
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This is the deadest-est sunday ever.

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Re: Sunday

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:19 pm
This is the deadest-est sunday ever.
I love you too



Nordberg




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Nordberg?

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:39 pm
Nordberg?
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Re: Sunday

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I been eating healthy lately.
This only means that my bacon and cheese comes from the local Farmer's Market thing on Saturdays.

Healthy cholesterol only.

Now for morning bourbon to chase the beers I've had.

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Re: Sunday

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Sunday again?

Another lost weekend.

Well not "lost" but in the books.

I`ll try to erase any thought of the evil M-day for now. Please vodka help me forget the future!

Cheers you demented fucks
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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday drunks,

AD is preparing a german style goods package to send to her family for christmas. She found some local stuff in the store, one item is Black-Beer-Yelly. Any guesses how beer jam might taste? To me it`s a pretty hideous idea.

I`d just send em a twelve pack of frozen schnitzel and some Nazi memorabilia.

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I'll be working the next two Sundays. No days off until the 19th, at least.
Probably not even then.

So. I ask of you a favor.

The next two Sundays, could one of you throw poop on these walls, in my name? I'd be grateful. Thanks in advance.
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Re: Sunday

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Oh, it's Wednesday, almost Thursday. I was confused
Cannot sleep because I have to do a breathing check on Grumpy ever once in a while.
If he snores, I know he is still alive. Can't lift him off the electric loveseat. He weights maybe 160, which is just too much for me to hoist. At least we now live in a one story house, so if the joint caught fire, I could drag him out the front door. Picking him up and flinging him in the bed is right out though.

I would like to read, but I know I would prob. fall asleep. Can't. Almost four hours until he has to roll out the door for work. He's hanging in there until age 70, but damn. Some days... He wants to retire, but he's not a quitter, so...

Oh! Monkeynaut! I will not fling poo for you because that would be unhygienic and impolite, but I do support you in your wish to--what is it again that you stand for? or will not stand for? What stales your brownies?

Whatever it is, I'm against it!
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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

we just gave our dog away.



For a walk. There`s this lady walking her doberman in the woods here all the time. Little Rambo likes her ten times better than us so we decided she can take him to the woods with her. What a relief! The cats can finally rest, the whole house is quiet. She will get a freshly baked apple turnover for her brave efforts.


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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:48 am
Good afternoon sunday drunks,

we just gave our dog away.



For a walk. There`s this lady walking her doberman in the woods here all the time. Little Rambo likes her ten times better than us so we decided she can take him to the woods with her. What a relief! The cats can finally rest, the whole house is quiet. She will get a freshly bake apple turnover for her brave efforts.


Cheers
Yes and when she returns we will pretend we don't know her nor the dog.
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