Sunday
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- Mr. Viking
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Re: Sunday
I spend my sunday soldering some leaky central heating pipes back together. It was really fucking hot. Therefore I must now drink beer and possibly sing a little
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: Sunday
mistah willies wrote:..."jeckin checking"...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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- Lush City
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Re: Sunday
Now for a word from our Hong Kong correspondent, We Hung, where it's now mid day Sunday.
Hey Yankee booze heads, we here getting fucked up for lunch in Hong Kong Bar. What you doing? Spanking your bologny? We drink like Buddha's second coming, you big pussies!
All the best to you, We Hung! Cheers!
Do something, you Yankee slob, we own you soon!
See you soon, too!
Hey Yankee booze heads, we here getting fucked up for lunch in Hong Kong Bar. What you doing? Spanking your bologny? We drink like Buddha's second coming, you big pussies!
All the best to you, We Hung! Cheers!
Do something, you Yankee slob, we own you soon!
See you soon, too!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
Rest alcohol in your bloodstream is the best base for a sunday cocktail.
Cheers church drinkers!
Btw did I tell the story where I got drunk in the dome of cologne?
Quick search says yes but only briefly
I`ll try to piece together a longer version tonight
Cheers church drinkers!
Btw did I tell the story where I got drunk in the dome of cologne?
Quick search says yes but only briefly
I`ll try to piece together a longer version tonight
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Sunday watching sports and witness your team getting slaughtered is a damn fine reason to reach for the bottle.
Cheers sunday fuck ups!
Cheers sunday fuck ups!
Drink!
- sloweducation
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Re: Sunday
A long overdue holiday tomorrow so I have had 9 Beck's, some great porterhouse and potatoes and am now working on some brandy. Plus my wife is already asleep (which means she will get up super early and make bacon and Bloody Marys).
Re: Sunday
Taking monday off for a couple of drinks and then some is a great way to start a shitty week!
Drink!
Re: Sunday
I should more often qoute random booznik posts, he was an artist of drinkbooznik wrote:Indeed, and somewhat flat my jest did fall, for the intent of my imperious accusation was to make fun of using youtube for the very thing youtube is for...mistah willies wrote:Now about the random search: i prefer to call ye correckyness this: Surfing for the perfect, tiny hidden treasure. Do ya ken, the impetus for a creative spark occurs within the course lined by a drunken helmsman, with the rudder untied, or fully tied-on, as the case may be.booznik wrote:I accuse you of searching randomly on kraken, but it appears to have produced results!
And doing exactly what I do...
Your poetic piratey defense was quite ARRsome.
I accuse you, as well, of drinking! On a forum for drunkards! THE NERVE, SIR.
These and 9,000 other charges will be taken into consideration when you are arraigned in the Chasist Criminal Kangaroo Court, 1 Courthouse Drive, The Chasist, NBR.
Don't worry, I've been hauled there myself. The criminal kangroo they hired as the judge can't even operate the gavel, so they always let you off on procedural grounds.
"J'accuse! J'accuse!"
"Who is this Jack Hughes?"
--'Allo! 'Allo!
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Your Hung Dog is a chinese recipe, you hit the wrong forumLush City wrote:We Hung
Drink!
- Lush City
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Re: Sunday
You married well.sloweducation wrote:A long overdue holiday tomorrow so I have had 9 Beck's, some great porterhouse and potatoes and am now working on some brandy. Plus my wife is already asleep (which means she will get up super early and make bacon and Bloody Marys).
Cheers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Lush City
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Re: Sunday
Thought Booznik was dead, but he's posting wild rants. Long live Booznik and his ailing liver!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
I was having such a nice shaky hungover sunday when desaster struck! Today we have to elect a new mayor. As I want that asshole out of his office I had to move my fat ass outside. The weather was hotter than expected so I started to sweat tremendiously, then the shakes started and I had to somehow put my vote through this tiny slot into the box. The officals were not amused, coupled with my "odor de bum" they must have thought in disgust that democracy is nearing it`s dreadful end when folks like me are allowed to vote.
Back to my drink now, cheers Sunday drinkers
Back to my drink now, cheers Sunday drinkers
Drink!
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- King Cockeyed
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Re: Sunday
Happy Sunday to all! Roast dinner at the families house (with wine and lager a plenty) followed by a chilled evening of German beer at the homestead, to all Cheers and enjoy your shenanigans whatever they may be :D
- Lush City
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Re: Sunday
Well, it's probably Sunday in half of the globe so cheers and another drink on Saturday nite!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.