God lord sunday imbibers,
being an honest slumlord hurts your wallet. I just finished paying back my tenants for last years running costs. Total sum: 2496,66
Please help out a ignorant American...
What are "running costs"?
And what is 2496,66?
I believe those are "running to the booze store" for him (RTT-BS) and he paid them back with 249,666 empties.
It's all about the comma placement. That's why Greece and Italy got in trouble.
Aha sunday drunks, I spotted you guys snacking on the vodka.
Big news, I move.
End of big story
But really, two weeks from now I`ll polute another place
And A.D. will be my co-hosting wife
Cheers everyone
Friggin epic!
Aww, if i could have, I would've married you at Badfellow's lakeside camp
..I mean separately, each of you.
DRINK!!!
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Hiccup there sunday drunks,
recently I was tipping over a full drink when loaded every weekend. I hope this doesn`t turn into a bad habbit.
It sucks, maybe I should drink out off a soup plate in the future?
Keep your drinks safe in your belly sunday drunks, empty em quickly before disaster strucks!
Greetings, fellow drunkards! Appy-polly-loggies for being away so long.
Currently massaging vodka and Stella Artois, whilst watching our Indianapolis Colts actually holding their own (though very sloppily) against the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles. Now......
I gotta get a rant outta my system.
EVERY GODDAMN NFL COMMENTATOR INSISTS ON REFERRING TO THE BALL AS 'THE FOOTBALL'.
Look, as viewers, we know what motherfucking game we're watching. Just call it 'the ball'.
When I'm watching the US Open, do I hear a commentator say "wow, she really got some backspin on that TENNIS BALL"? NO.
When I'm watching baseball, do I hear a commentator say "wow, he really got ahold of that BASEBALL for a base hit"? NO.
I don't watch basketball, but I can only assume the commentators follow the same as the previously-mentioned examples.
If you're reading this and haven't noticed this , please just watch an NFL game and pay attention to this; if it doesn't start to annoy the absolute crap out of you, then you deserve BOTTOM-SHELF everything.
NOTE: My wife (Mama Goose) thinks I'm absolutely overreacting.
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
In Basketball they actually say just ball.
What do they say in the NHL the icehockeyball?
Ironically, it's never really mentioned much. They just say thin things like, "Pierre passes to Ivan" and such, like it's feared because not much is known about it.
No one knows how they got here or where they're from. When they do mention it, they call it "thingy" or "where'd the fuck it go now?" Or "Owww! My teefs are gone now!"
I grew up playing it on river ice, and hockey skates are friggin awesome, yup.
Ever tried river ice in your bourbon?
Is it fishy?
Funny you should mention that...
Water from my River is the exact color of bourbon. But it tastes like wood.
Don't laugh, it's the truth.
I think it's because it used to have a lot of wood in it.
My River tran-sported wood from deep Maine down to Bangor. It was the lumber capital/capitol of the world.
There's a lot of tannins still coming out from the river bed. There's a lot of dead heads. Not the Grateful kinds either. They dance according to the temperature, and can frig up an aluminum hull.
Tannins contribute to flavor in wine and bourbon, and road dust on river ice makes your hockey skates get dull pretty quick.
