Sunday

[scream ale]

Sunday? Already? Shit!

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday hangovers,

I`ll try to get super fucked today because me and AD have to fuck to the US embassy and perform interpretive dance and mimery.

The plan is to get fucked on astronomical levels so we can fuck on the train ride. That`s two days from now but seems fuckable.

On wednesday Old smart skunk fucks over from the gay zone that is called eastern europe. We will fuck serious giant dildo and Fleshlight fucking to do.

In between I have to get AD fuck into German sex doll.

Lord what a nice fuck ahead, TPing too much, onto the heavy fucking
Cheers

Fucked that for you, Oettinger von Wodka-Blut due to TMI-Interpol protocol.

Fucked it too for you

[mistah willies]

Fucked it too for you

HA!

That's friggin awesome you muthafucka!

DRINK!



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[Patchez]

In between I have to get AD`s translated into german papers (she was married before, in mexico at a donkey show of all places) from another place.

Lord what a nice week ahead, tiping too much, onto the heavy drinking

Cheers

Wait, at a donkey show?

[Badfellow]

In between constant drunkarrhea and listening to Megadeth, I have to get AD`s translated into german papers (she was married before, at a Tiajuana cockfight of all places) and her ex-husband is a professional Mexican wrestler named El Gordo Stinko.

I like this version better.

[Artful Drunktective]

I'm just sorry you drunkards weren't there for my big day at the donkey show (also conveniently a bar & grill). My ex wore his luchador mask and my cock even won!

[mistah willies]

I'm just sorry you drunkards weren't there for my big day at the donkey show (also conveniently a bar & grill). My ex wore his luchador mask and my cock even won!

That's seriously quotable. Btw, the giant dildo and Fleshlight were supposed to be your shopping for Old Smart Skunk's arrival. He doesn't like flowers, fruit baskets, or chocolates on his pillow...

[oettinger]

I'm just sorry you drunkards weren't there for my big day at the donkey show (also conveniently a bar & grill). My ex wore his luchador mask and my cock even won!

That's seriously quotable. Btw, the giant dildo and Fleshlight were supposed to be your shopping for Old Smart Skunk's arrival. He doesn't like flowers, fruit baskets, or chocolates on his pillow...

Ex whore? He got an vodka basket

[mistah willies]

I'm just sorry you drunkards weren't there for my big day at the donkey show (also conveniently a bar & grill). My ex wore his luchador mask and my cock even won!

That's seriously quotable. Btw, the giant dildo and Fleshlight were supposed to be your shopping for Old Smart Skunk's arrival. He doesn't like flowers, fruit baskets, or chocolates on his pillow...

Ex whore? He got an vodka basket

I thought you were going to say that you flew to the airport on wings of Ethyl.

[oettinger]

Hey there sunday drunks.

We are licking wounds after our little mini bender with Old Smart Skunk. The cleaning up has to wait for tomorrow though, there still is drink left.

I think we broke the washing machine... whatevs getting wasted now

Cheers everyone!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Broken sofas...broken washing machines with wet undies (hopefully quasi washed at least) still inside... probably another broken toe, spare rib flavored potato chips...A "western" cheeseburger from a Deutschland airport McDonalds(LOL Western?! It means BBQ sauce I guess) where Oett accidentally sprayed mayonnaise on his own face and clothes...dead guys on Lithuanian planes causing delays... we know how to party hard.

And no there was nary a drunk driving incident to the airport. All rules were abided and none of us drove, it was strictly others operating planes, trains, automobiles, buses, snow mobiles, sleighs, sleds, mopeds, jet skis, toboggans, yachts, slaloming, horseback, and side by side mule riding.

|The grand finale was walking stone cold in the rain home from the bus stop. If I had nuts they would have frozen off a month ago.

[oettinger]

Good afternoon sunday drunks!

We have some nice sunny winter day over here. I`m getting smashed and didn`t give a fuck about the sports team playing like utter bullcrap. I was really questioning if it was me or them having had two vodka bottles last night.
What irks me though are all the hickers outside. Anyone got a leftover minigun or flamethrower?

Thanks in advance and cheers everyone

[Patchez]

Just settled into a 12 hour shift. I can only live vicariously through you magnificent drunkards. Drink up for those that can't.

[scream ale]

^^^Will do! Good luck!

[Nausea]

No Oett Sunday post by now? Dude must be hungover like fuuuck.