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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:22 am
Good morning sunday drunks,

is there anything better than a liquored up coffee in the morning?

That and a smoke and the ensuing five minutes on the toilet bowl.

I`m feeling super relaxed right now. I hope you do too.

Cheers everyone
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Re: Sunday

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:28 am


EW
Pantera did a song about it I think. Five minutes alone
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Re: Sunday

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I think I'm going to make myself a screwdriver and try, in vain, to relax on this holiest of holy drinking days.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Sunday

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:21 am
I think I'm going to make myself a screwdriver and try, in vain, to relax on this holiest of holy drinking days.
Preach brother
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Re: Sunday

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Sunday is a gin day...
A drink away your sin day...
A pissing off your kin day...
A drinking in your skin day...

Oh if everyday were Sunday.
<insert something profound here>

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning sunday drunks,

sometimes when I`m binge drinking it feels like you cannot get drunk anymore,

but if you don`t eat much it still kicks in.

Don`t worry (you wouldn`t anyway) I have to loose some weight so I`m fine.

Prosit drunks
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:23 am
Don`t worry (you wouldn`t anyway) I have to lose some weight so I`m fine.
Oettinger, no one ever keeps their youth... that being said the bandana still fits you well.

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Re: Sunday

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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:35 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:23 am
Don`t worry (you wouldn`t anyway) I have to lose some weight so I`m fine.
Oettinger, no one ever keeps their youth... that being said the bandana still fits you well.
That is the most accurate before and after photos of oett I have ever seen.
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:23 am
Don`t worry (you wouldn`t anyway)
I'm worried sick I don't know about the rest of the world.

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Re: Sunday

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Good morning drunks,

after being plastered like a goat last night I woke up today with this funny thought:

What is the collective average intake of this board`s members per weekend?

40 bottles of hooch and 200 beers? What would you say?

Make it 41, cheers
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Re: Sunday

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Hello there sunday fuckups,

today I gifted some apples to our dog lady. We have to many apples, nuff said.
We call her dog lady because she will take our little piece of shit once we will be able to travel to the states.
The dog likes her better than he does us. Once we drop him off at her place we will be like the biker dude from Terminator 2: "Take it, take it"!

And run

Yeah we hate our little Rambo, chin chin
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Re: Sunday

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Woke up with a surprisingly mild hangover despite drinking nearly a liter of bourbon the night before -- and without eating much. Highly suspect!

Anyways, clawing my way out with more shwisshkey.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Sunday

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:22 pm
Woke up with a surprisingly mild hangover despite drinking nearly a liter of bourbon the night before -- and without eating much. Highly suspect!

Anyways, clawing my way out with more shwisshkey.
You were dead two times atleast to my count
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:24 pm
You were dead two times atleast to my count
And so I was resurrected. It's a drunken miracle.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Sunday

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Good afternoon sunday drunks,

today I slept until 2:30 p.m. Freaking sleep is taking away my drinking time.
Today is the last day of my 10 day binge so I have to make the best out of it.
Alarm for tomorrow morning is set already, so

Cheers
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