*And whom better to explain it, than the master of the bender. Bow and give thanks for the mighty one who walks softly by the side of we Modern Drunkardists and give thanks, with every glass, that he fights for Booze, Endrunkendom and the Modern Drunkardist Way!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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*And whom better to explain it, than the master of the bender. Bow and give thanks for the mighty one who walks softly by the side of we Modern Drunkardists and give thanks, with every glass, that he fights for Booze, Endrunkendom and the Modern Drunkardist Way!
The Lost Art of the Bender article was brought up in that comments thread, but it wasn't mentioned that it defines a bender as a minimum of 3 days. However, there are always internal conflicts in doctrine, and I am happy to accept the wisdom of those elders who fight for Booze, Endrunkendom and the Modern Drunkardist Way. In fact, always liked this handy guide within that thread.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
booznik wrote:...In fact, always liked this handy guide within that thread.
Indeed, the gentleman in question, Ozz, also has a link to an interesting post within his "Signature".
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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mistah willies wrote:Just another day for moar draaaanking
Indeed, and it doesn't count if you spell it correctly. We're speaking Drunk, not English!
There is one exemption in place...
DRINK!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
I do enjoy a serving of spicy culture melting-pot.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
well, I drank, did some shopping, got halfway to fixing the gears on my bike and drank some more, cooked a gammon (making a ham), then smoked a cigar.Throw in a few drunk dials and I think this was a productive sunday. All praise be to almighty Ra
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Mr. Viking wrote:well, I drank, did some shopping, got halfway to fixing the gears on my bike and drank some more, cooked a gammon (making a ham), then smoked a cigar.Throw in a few drunk dials and I think this was a productive sunday. All praise be to almighty Ra
You are a Renaissance drunkard we can all be proud of.
Sunday's just getting started here, and the schedule's fairly clear, apart from drinking.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
We do NOT need any stinkin' badges today. My drunk is now completely made of smoke and desert plant. Glorious.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
mistah willies wrote:Now for this here dried-out bastard.
This stuff I'm imbibing is 49%.
Needless to say, your rock is now on. I accuse you of searching randomly on kraken, but it appears to have produced results!
Destroy! Destroy!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
mistah willies wrote:Now for this here dried-out bastard.
This stuff I'm imbibing is 49%.
Needless to say, your rock is now on. I accuse you of searching randomly on kraken, but it appears to have produced results!
Destroy! Destroy!
You've got me Kraken beat by 2%, and how does your victory taste? Mezzzz--Callll
Sounds like a hot, dry, sun-burnt Sunday eve, while looking over an azure bay off the western coast...
Now about the random search: i prefer to call ye correckyness this: Surfing for the perfect, tiny hidden treasure. Do ya ken, the impetus for a creative spark occurs within the course lined by a drunken helmsman, with the rudder untied, or fully tied-on, as the case may be.
What treasures await, as we travel the ocean of booze.
Plus, damn that is a catchy, unknown gem, huh.
To serendipity!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
mistah willies wrote:...travel the ocean of booze...
And occasionally the seas change to cheese!
Gawdamn, I still have this cassette tape packed away in a closet. I wonder if it even works anymore. Wouldn't know, since I haven't owned a tape player in so long.
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
It's time for trout. From the great state of Maine. Hallowed be thy moose. Damned eternally be thy mosquitoes.
Extremely tasty be thy fish.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
