Fuck
sunday drunks.
Yesterday we were informed that the abandoned train station across the street was finally sold and they`ll turn it into a retard home.
Great they`ll block our view of the neighbourhood with retards central!!!!
They could`ve turned it into a bar, but no, special needs failed misscarriages garden it will be.
Great!
Vent off/
Cheers sunday braindeads
Sunday
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Re: Sunday
That would be a helluva interesting time, please make thisscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:18 amThat needs to be a band name or a dive bar or a gentleman 's club or something. Great name.
...or, put them to work for you. Pay them with smiles and empties.
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Re: Sunday
I think the reason why oett is taking offence to handicapable people is obvious. Anyhow I missed Sunday due to shakes. Though he does seem as salty as me when I play league of legends, I've turned it down but I'm not above calling random folks in my team walking condom ads.
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Re: Sunday
GHod evening sunday debauchers.
I had hot coffee on ice cold white russians for breakfast. Kinda counter productive. I made me drunk, job well done drink.
Shi´t I am wasted,
hope you`ll be tooo
Cheers fucks
I had hot coffee on ice cold white russians for breakfast. Kinda counter productive. I made me drunk, job well done drink.
Shi´t I am wasted,
hope you`ll be tooo
Cheers fucks
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Hello there fellow sunday imbibers.
Why is passing out so much more comfortable than just going to bed?
I`ll pass out tonight for sure,
Prosit all
Why is passing out so much more comfortable than just going to bed?
I`ll pass out tonight for sure,
Prosit all
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
All he has to do is walk by and when the staff sees him, an alarm will go off because they think one of the patients has escaped.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Sunday
Oh, definitely. He'll be committed to the ward where all the patients are required to wear helmets and diapers.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:06 am
All he has to do is walk by and when the staff sees him, an alarm will go off because they think one of the patients has escaped.
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Holy crap I'm just laughing me arse off at this whole exchange!Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:49 pmOh, definitely. He'll be committed to the ward where all the patients are required to wear helmets and diapers.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:06 amAll he has to do is walk by and when the staff sees him, an alarm will go off because they think one of the patients has escaped.
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Re: Sunday
The helmet would be welcome as it hides his big bald head.
The diapers would be welcome because they... well, I swore not to tell anyone about this part.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Sunday
And they need to be like the ginormous adult Huggies to compensate for all the Drunkarrhea© .
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Re: Sunday
He should look into D-Pants.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:50 am
And they need to be like the ginormous adult Huggies to compensate for all the Drunkarrhea© .
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Sunday
Parachute or Parashit© pants with VERY tight fitting ankles to prevent unwanted leakage. When they're full, he can just slosh up to the nearest waste transfer station and have the load evacuated with a sludge hose.Nausea wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:51 amHe should look into D-Pants.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:50 am
And they need to be like the ginormous adult Huggies to compensate for all the Drunkarrhea© .
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