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Re: Sunday

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Fuck
sunday drunks.
Yesterday we were informed that the abandoned train station across the street was finally sold and they`ll turn it into a retard home.
Great they`ll block our view of the neighbourhood with retards central!!!!
They could`ve turned it into a bar, but no, special needs failed misscarriages garden it will be.
Great!

Vent off/

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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:57 am
special needs failed misscarriages garden
That needs to be a band name or a dive bar or a gentleman 's club or something. Great name.

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Re: Sunday

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:18 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:57 am
special needs failed misscarriages garden
That needs to be a band name or a dive bar or a gentleman 's club or something. Great name.
That would be a helluva interesting time, please make this

...or, put them to work for you. Pay them with smiles and empties.

You there! Yes, you there laddie! Get me vodka! How can you have any pudding if you don't get me vodka?!

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I think the reason why oett is taking offence to handicapable people is obvious. Anyhow I missed Sunday due to shakes. Though he does seem as salty as me when I play league of legends, I've turned it down but I'm not above calling random folks in my team walking condom ads.

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Bur wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:04 am
...handicapable...
Stealing that from you Bur.

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Re: Sunday

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GHod evening sunday debauchers.
I had hot coffee on ice cold white russians for breakfast. Kinda counter productive. I made me drunk, job well done drink.

Shi´t I am wasted,

hope you`ll be tooo

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Re: Sunday

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Hello there fellow sunday imbibers.

Why is passing out so much more comfortable than just going to bed?

I`ll pass out tonight for sure,

Prosit all
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:57 am
Yesterday we were informed that the abandoned train station across the street was finally sold and they`ll turn it into a retard home.
Great news! When are you moving in?
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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:48 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:57 am
Yesterday we were informed that the abandoned train station across the street was finally sold and they`ll turn it into a retard home.
Great news! When are you moving in?

All he has to do is walk by and when the staff sees him, an alarm will go off because they think one of the patients has escaped.
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Re: Sunday

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:06 am
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:48 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:57 am
Yesterday we were informed that the abandoned train station across the street was finally sold and they`ll turn it into a retard home.
Great news! When are you moving in?

All he has to do is walk by and when the staff sees him, an alarm will go off because they think one of the patients has escaped.
Oh, definitely. He'll be committed to the ward where all the patients are required to wear helmets and diapers.
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:57 am
Yesterday we were informed that the abandoned train station across the street was finally sold and they`ll turn it into a retard home.
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:49 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:06 am
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:48 am
Great news! When are you moving in?
All he has to do is walk by and when the staff sees him, an alarm will go off because they think one of the patients has escaped.
Oh, definitely. He'll be committed to the ward where all the patients are required to wear helmets and diapers.
Holy crap I'm just laughing me arse off at this whole exchange!

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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:49 pm
Oh, definitely. He'll be committed to the ward where all the patients are required to wear helmets and diapers.
The helmet would be welcome as it hides his big bald head.

The diapers would be welcome because they... well, I swore not to tell anyone about this part.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Sunday

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Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:34 am
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:49 pm
Oh, definitely. He'll be committed to the ward where all the patients are required to wear helmets and diapers.
The diapers would be welcome because they... well, I swore not to tell anyone about this part.

And they need to be like the ginormous adult Huggies to compensate for all the Drunkarrhea© .
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Re: Sunday

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:50 am

And they need to be like the ginormous adult Huggies to compensate for all the Drunkarrhea© .
He should look into D-Pants.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Sunday

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Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:51 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:50 am

And they need to be like the ginormous adult Huggies to compensate for all the Drunkarrhea© .
He should look into D-Pants.
Parachute or Parashit© pants with VERY tight fitting ankles to prevent unwanted leakage. When they're full, he can just slosh up to the nearest waste transfer station and have the load evacuated with a sludge hose.
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