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My cat will stare at her water bowl which is just less than full and cry about it. After filling the dish she'll continue to stare at it, won't drink from it at first, but she will stop crying. I think they just like holding power over you.

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It was good getting great tacos and draft beer this morning just before Noon at the local cantina. Cheers!😎
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Good evening sunday drunks,

tonight I want to bitch about music.

Me and AD listen to these 60s 70s and 80s compilations.

What happened to music ca. 2000 it just sucks.
It`s pretty bad. You don`t even get gay ass rock. I doesn`t exist anymore.

Ok, get drunk and dwelve into 80s drunkeness

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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday imbibers.

We all know that drinking copious amounts of alcohol will dehydrate you.

This morning was different, I was craving ice cold tap water like a bum that crawled the whole saharan desert.

I downed three beer mugs of water to feel normal again. Then I mixed my first white russian.


What is your choice of rehydration? Something more carbonated, or do you just jump right into the whisky-barrell after waking up?

Prosit
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Re: Sunday

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 30, 2022 10:42 am
Good evening sunday imbibers.

We all know that drinking copious amounts of alcohol will dehydrate you.

This morning was different, I was craving ice cold tap water like a bum that crawled the whole saharan desert.

I downed three beer mugs of water to feel normal again. Then I mixed my first white russian.


What is your choice of rehydration? Something more carbonated, or do you just jump right into the whisky-barrell after waking up?

Prosit
Depends, sometimes hair of the dog, see my post on the world famous D'Mosa, other times club soda, tough I have drank left over martinis, stale beer, what have you.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sun Jan 30, 2022 7:30 pm
tough I have drank left over martinis, stale beer, what have you.
I believe FKR called this "bayoneting the wounded", when you go around and finish all the leftovers in the aftermath.
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Good evening sunday drunks,

I`ve something ordinary and stupid to report today.

The lightbulp in our oven blew up for the second time in just two years.

How odd. You`d think that`s the last thing to break in your household ever. right?

Well here we are again, baking stuff in the dark. It sucks way more than it sounds like, trust me.

What`s the last weird thing you had to replace?


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Yes, once again tacos and Mexican lager beer for brunch. Living large in paradise!
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 06, 2022 11:51 am
What`s the last weird thing you had to replace?
Um, my underwear?
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Re: Sunday

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Stupor Blow Sunday. Yeah, wiping wing grease all over your sweatpants. Which one of you fat, John Madden-lookin’ fucks drank all my Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum?
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^^^ we didn`t drink it, we poured it in the latest Pfizer test charge.
If the observational-group will survive it we might brand it as a kidney sanitiser.

If they die we can still sell it as a pesticide.
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I want to vent a little today sunday fucks,

I ordered a new cell phone online on thursday. On friday I got a notification that it got delivered. I saw the mail-truck go by my house later that day.
I did not get my new phone but instead I got a little card with a barcode on it saying: You were not at home, sadly we couldn`t delivier your package, you can pick up your package on monday the 14th in some DHL store.

I was furious, I called some hotline to lash out to someone. When I finally got a human being on the phone I was raging. He told me that the mailman is not allowed to deliver personalized packages because of corona.

Wait a second, I can`t recieve my mail through the door because of social distancing but have to go to a tight ass store with a million people waiting in line inside instead? I also can receive a fucking pizza but not a freaking package? Yeah right...!!!?=?"""?
Who comes up with this bullshit?


Enjoy the ballgame everyone, I`m unvaxed, they might not even allow me in the DHL story tomorrow. Cool huh?`

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Re: Sunday

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:27 am
Which one of you fat, John Madden-lookin’ fucks drank all my Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum?
The same fat ass John Madden-lookin’ fucks that bought all the Genny black tall cans at the grocery store. I know I have twenty cans of the shit as well other beer and liquor. But I get nervous when the store runs out. Buncha bastards.
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Sun Feb 13, 2022 1:14 pm
He told me that the mailman is not allowed to deliver personalized packages because of corona.
Can't receive packages but the super bowl is still happening. And the winter covid Olympics in coronaville. Something really wrong with the world.

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:34 pm
And the winter covid Olympics in coronaville. Something really wrong with the world.
Haha, wich country won the tripple-inject team competition?
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Re: Sunday

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Good evening sunday fuckups,

I didn`t eat all day after having a 4 a.m. pizza last night. Do you sometimes just drink and not eat at all?

I`m just not hungry. Vodka fills the tommy so far.

Bon appetite
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