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You know who you are... And you know how much to send. I've got the contracts I drew up at 5 a.m. Monday morning. Blame Surreal for his assistance in making them ironclad. You have 24 hours. Or something.
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I should'a hire Surreal when I sued my former employer. I dont' think he's working too hard on the deal.
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He was good to us. And on that note, I am legally obliged to say that there are no bodies burried on Slushfunds golf course
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DId you ever get that 2-humped camel buried?
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Oggar punched it, put it in a pet carrier and took it home. Said he wanted a new pet.
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Post by Screwball »

Could have swore I took some pictures but they seem to be lost.

Just like my glasses, phone charger, earring, ability to walk normally and much of my memory.



I got Drunk.

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IrishForYou'reFucked wrote:He was good to us. And on that note, I am legally obliged to say that there are no bodies burried on Slushfunds golf course

so that was a fake cemetary?
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Image
I'll miss you, pallie.

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So what's the ETA on pics?

Side note: I believe 4 days worth of hangover can't be avoided with mere beer.

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They musta made a pact or something
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