Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man Pics
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Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man Pics
You know who you are... And you know how much to send. I've got the contracts I drew up at 5 a.m. Monday morning. Blame Surreal for his assistance in making them ironclad. You have 24 hours. Or something.
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
I should'a hire Surreal when I sued my former employer. I dont' think he's working too hard on the deal.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
He was good to us. And on that note, I am legally obliged to say that there are no bodies burried on Slushfunds golf course
Life's a bitch, fuck it like one. -Apple Juice
Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
DId you ever get that 2-humped camel buried?
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
Oggar punched it, put it in a pet carrier and took it home. Said he wanted a new pet.
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
Could have swore I took some pictures but they seem to be lost.
Just like my glasses, phone charger, earring, ability to walk normally and much of my memory.
I got Drunk.
Just like my glasses, phone charger, earring, ability to walk normally and much of my memory.
I got Drunk.
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
IrishForYou'reFucked wrote:He was good to us. And on that note, I am legally obliged to say that there are no bodies burried on Slushfunds golf course
so that was a fake cemetary?
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
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Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
I'll miss you, pallie.
Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
So what's the ETA on pics?
Side note: I believe 4 days worth of hangover can't be avoided with mere beer.
Side note: I believe 4 days worth of hangover can't be avoided with mere beer.
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Re: Currently Accepting Hush Money To Not Post Drinking Man
They musta made a pact or something
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