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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:19 am

Palinka wrote:
Patchez wrote:1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.
1% pipe ash, for same.
Was throwing my cigarette bugs in the mix the whole time, didn`t know they count.

Well, 1% teenager puberty sweat. Strong smell is the root of a good drink
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:34 pm

1% Lark's vomit.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The 1%

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:38 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% Lark's vomit.
Yes, but have you ever vomited on a lark?
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Re: The 1%

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:33 pm

I did on a whim once. Never on a lark.
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Re: The 1%

Post by booznik » Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:14 am

1% ale from Mr. Viking's yard glass. Because whatever he's got in there will add class to this concoction.
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Re: The 1%

Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:56 am

Patchez wrote:
Badfellow wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% Lark's vomit.
Yes, but have you ever vomited on a lark?

I did on a whim once. Never on a lark.
I've soaked a notion a time or two,
but've yet to try a lark
Suspect an unladen African swallow
be too quick for me bleaarrrck.

Laden? Ladened with a coconut? Hokay:

1% coconut milk into the mi9x

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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:35 pm

1% pulp and sawdust.
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Re: The 1%

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:27 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% pulp and sawdust.
1% bar oil

ya know, leik for a chainsaw. Yessah

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Re: The 1%

Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:21 am

1% mustard powder, for kick, and to help emulsify that there bar oil
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Re: The 1%

Post by Bur » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:06 am

1% of coffee.

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Re: The 1%

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:20 pm

I% of medical-grade, surgical ethyl-alcohol (the closest thing to 100% ABV possible - let's not loose sight of the goal, people).
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Re: The 1%

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:45 pm

^ ^ ^


HA!

Quite correct, indeed.

Hokay, per our good Dr. P's order:

some of this here Kraken spiced rum.



There, did it and done. Now in for the final taste dammit.



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Re: The 1%

Post by booznik » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:01 pm

Assisting with the math again, we be at 47%.

1% Admiral Nelson's blood.

48%

Percent on.
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Re: The 1%

Post by Maj » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:39 am

1% Blue Sky

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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:32 pm

1% gluten.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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