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Re: The 1%

Post by Mr. Viking » Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:37 pm

1% Brut 33
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Re: The 1%

Post by booznik » Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:05 pm

1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.

We're now at 94%, thanks to mistah willies riding in on his sweaty hog and tearing the place up.
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Re: The 1%

Post by mistah willies » Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:19 pm

Sure it isn't 94 proof? The Kraken be like that.


Hey , i don't rememeber doing that. FIrst dirnk today was at 7:30 AM, and then wnet about the rez and now back to fininshb it up here
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Re: The 1%

Post by Patchez » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:08 am

1% blood of all board members. Which should be about 10 ABV. Sweet, sweet boozy blood.
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Re: The 1%

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:41 am

Patchez wrote:1% blood of all board members. Which should be about 10 ABV. Sweet, sweet boozy blood.
I can assure you that Moderator blood runs stonger.

Actually we're worried that someone may have drunk steved2112...
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:50 am

1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 15, 2015 10:37 am

So far so good so what: (btw can anyone of you count beyond 100? Thanks in advance...oh yeah, what happens between 50 and 60, I don`t remember!)

Tidbits: The only word mentioned twice is: BACON. Great, otherwise drunkard would`ve lost it`s proof.
The taste so far is a little sharp-oily. Put some more thought ínto this please.

1% Goji berries, dried for a minimum of 2 years, and ground into a soft talcum like powder
vodka soaked gummibear
range of bitters
1% tincture of cannabis, 100 proof or higher
1% of mid-shelf gin
1% draught english bitter
1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.
1% antarctic iceberg ice
1% pure corn squeezins
1% artichoke leaf (4:1 extract standardized to 2% cynarin).
1% squirrel tail
1% all-weather coolant.
1% live algae.
1% milk
1% moonshine
1% prison pruno, made with orange juice and tomato ketchup.
1% Ranitidine acid reducer
1% lansoprazole
1% snooty French Champagne
add cloudiness
Lysterine 1%, the pink one!
1% lighter fluid
1% Rabarbaro Zucca.
1% Amaretto
1% salt from the sweaty thighs of virgins hand rolling them cigars on the isle of Barbados. That is so totally Willies!
1% Mescaline sulfate suspended in a solution of Louis XIV cognac.
1% Malibu rum
1% venom from a Chupacabra aged in fine sherry casks.
1% orange MD20/20
1% es... whoops! My wedding ring fell into the mix...Never mind, 1% espresso
1% capon ale from Martha Washington's Booke of Cookery.
1% grated unobtanium nose pads from very expensive Oakley sunglasses.
!% flouride. For your teeth.
1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.
1% pipe ash, for same
1% teenager puberty sweat. Strong smell is the root of a good drink
1% Lark's vomit.
1% pulp and sawdust.
1% bar oil
1% mustard powder
1% of coffee.
1% of medical-grade, surgical ethyl-alcohol
1% Admiral Nelson's blood.
1%  Blue Sky
1% gluten.
1% malt
1% Ten High.
!% cinnamon powder
1% 4th of July firework gunpowder.
1% duck tape
1% William Shatner.
1% what do they call that powder in these neon lights again
1% bacon
1% Internet (or Al Gore, if easier)
1% crushed dreams of broken Hollywood actors
1% cat litter
1% Urban Myth.
1% of the stuff leaking and reaking from waste glass containers
HAHA! SEX BACON! YES!
I'll even go 2% on that. Yes it can
1% Turkish Raki
1% Absinthe for that Bohemian flair.
1% fine chocolate.
1% of perfectly good unused yellow toenails
1% slowly dissolvable sutures
1% fuel oil
1% Dilithium Crystals
1% incense and peppermints
1% juice from slow smoked Hamms
1% Cheap scotch
1% Amarula
1% $135 cognac
1% Pan galactic gargle blaster
1% really used old jokes
!% Pandemonium
1% the Blood of 
1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south 
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight
1% of the cheapest hooch of the universe
1% of unremembered skypes
1% weapons grade LCD stolen from the military. I really like that one!
1% Brut 33
1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.
1% blood of all board members
1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps

Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:20 pm

So that's where I left this, um, I'll call it mithridate*. Actually, I thought it was hidden away so as not to harm anyone.

Maybe it just needs more.
1% Iranian saffron, now that the embargo is over.

*I think it has become more of an antidote to the antidote for poison.
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Re: The 1%

Post by brandonman » Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:07 am

1% Mickey's (out of the bigmouth bottles, not cans or 40s), Fine Malt Liquor. Because fuck it why not?
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Re: The 1%

Post by Maj » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:36 pm

1% Fentanyl
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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Re: The 1%

Post by rivuxgamma » Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:31 pm

Damn, looks like I came in late.

I was gonna add 1% blood of your enemy.
If you don't have any, punch the nearest loudmouth and take his blood.
I'll fill this out when I'm smarter

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Re: The 1%

Post by Patchez » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:40 pm

1% of the cake. The cake is a lie!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:59 am

Maj wrote:1% Fentanyl
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs
Chill out, one entry per post please.


!% hot potato
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The 1%

Post by mistah willies » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:42 pm

oettinger wrote: (all of the additions)
...1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps

Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise
Damn fine work there, all that accounting in that list form this whole thread.

One more from this soggy bastard:

Social lube

Ya know, form when the elevator has a lot of people in it. It will make every ingredient in this drink slide down the throat before the next floor


CHUG!


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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:31 pm

One percent LSD, if you can handle it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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