The 1%

[Grumpy]

I'm just trying to see if I can post a reply. I've been shut out as myself for ever, it seems, and shut out as Grumpy for quite a while.

[Lush City]

1% Failure at life,

your unwanted child
your 2nd place at the spelling bee
your homesickness while being a drunk bum sleeping uder a random bridge
your unwanted 2nd child
your car not running because you drank all the battery acid
your post in this thread

All I have to say is you crazy man! You are one crazy Mutha.

[oettinger]

1% Failure at life,

your unwanted child
your 2nd place at the spelling bee
your homesickness while being a drunk bum sleeping uder a random bridge
your unwanted 2nd child
your car not running because you drank all the battery acid
your post in this thread

All I have to say is you crazy man! You are one crazy Mutha.

It`s not me that is crazy. It`s the tiny people that live in my vodka bottles, they are truly fucked up and tell me all these silly things.

1% tiny vodka people

If I got the time, I should do another roundup and see what we got so far.

[Savage]

100 ingredients? I ain't got that kinda time, boy. All you really need is some Maker's, some ice (I AM American, after all)
Oh, and a glass, because drinking out of the bottle is unladylike and drinking out of your hands is messy, and licking it off the floor or counter 'cause you spilled, is unhygienic.

[mistah willies]

All of this page.

all of it.


hell yes

[oettinger]

1% snail trails

[Lush City]

I'm the 1% that lives well and gets fucked up on great premium booze and fine Cali bud. I'm hated and despised by those that have not. I'm sorry but I had nothing to do with your deficiencies. Cheers all!

[oettinger]

I'm the 1% that lives well and gets fucked up on great premium booze and fine Cali bud. I'm hated and despised by those that have not. I'm sorry but I had nothing to do with your deficiencies. Cheers all!

1% Elite then

[Savage]

The thing that freaked me out the most? When somebody here posted a link to seeing where you stood in a world-wide ranking of income. Dooooooood. The old man and I, despite being part of the shrinking (or so I hear) American Middle Class, rank in the top 1 percent or maybe one half percent (i forget)

Wow, and to think that in our country, we are just another couple, paying our bills, comfortable, but certainly not, by our standards, rich. We all should pause and express gratitude that we were lucky enough to be born into a particular place, at a particular time, in particular circumstances,so that we do not have to worry about where our next meal, our bed, our shower, our booze, is coming from.

And free books for the loan! From a cool thing called a library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oettinger]

The thing that freaked me out the most? When somebody here posted a link to seeing where you stood in a world-wide ranking of income. Dooooooood. The old man and I, despite being part of the shrinking (or so I hear) American Middle Class, rank in the top 1 percent or maybe one half percent (i forget)

Wow, and to think that in our country, we are just another couple, paying our bills, comfortable, but certainly not, by our standards, rich. We all should pause and express gratitude that we were lucky enough to be born into a particular place, at a particular time, in particular circumstances,so that we do not have to worry about where our next meal, our bed, our shower, our booze, is coming from.

And free books for the loan! From a cool thing called a library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1% cosign

[mistah willies]

1% borrowing off that bank, for the other 1%


Hey, they need ALL THE MONEY. Let's drink them to it.


That ois for you, Thirtsy Drunk

That is th e1%, tell me its true

[Lush City]

This toast is to the 1% of the male population that monopolized 90% of the hot babes within the population of eligible single people. They got more sex than I could ever dream of. That's why I drink today. Thank you 1%!

[Savage]

This toast is to the 1% of the male population that monopolized 90% of the hot babes within the population of eligible single people. They got more sex than I could ever dream of. That's why I drink today. Thank you 1%!

But those guys are old, and ugly, and unpleasant. And, they have funny hair. (I'm talking about you, Trumpy.)

My old man and I worked hard our whole lives, to get to the pampered cushion of the American Middle Class. (Which, by the way, we were born into. Thanks, Mom and Dad. ) Look at much of the world. We live like kings and queens compared to the poor suffering people of much of the world. Yet, we bitch about not being able to afford some useless toy, like a car, or a new kitchen. Pulease!

[oettinger]

This toast is to the 1% of the male population that monopolized 90% of the hot babes within the population of eligible single people. They got more sex than I could ever dream of. That's why I drink today. Thank you 1%!

But those guys are old, and ugly, and unpleasant. And, they have funny hair.

If that was true Lush would get laid twice a day. And I would borrow Hugh Hefner some girls.

[Lush City]

Here's a list (it is gender inclusive) ...
You know you are in the 1% when:

You never have to fix a meal for yourself.
You never have to wash your own clothes.
You don't have to wipe your own anus. (Only the King or Queen of England and certain Muslim caliphates)
You never have to take out the trash.
You never have to go down to the liquor store and buy your booze.

Please add to this list. I'm too fucked up to go on...