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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:28 pm

I'm hearing there are low information booze buyers getting in your way?
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 13, 2016 8:51 am

Lush City wrote:I'm hearing there are low information booze buyers getting in your way?
It`s remarkable that you are part of the elite (the one that disgusts you that much) and mankinds last hope just by being alive at the same time as your contemporaries. But you don`t bother having any offspring and just watch the sinking ship with a drink in hand. The only bandaid you have for earth is your early passing through an overdose.
But who cares anyhow?! The sun will explode sooner or later and I start to sound like Lady Savage albeit being totally fine.

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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:04 pm

1% point of not getting drunk even if you try hard.

Are you familar with that barrier? I got loaded for two days now, but for some inexplainable reason I can have one vodka after another and barely feel any effect. I need to try harder I guess
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:08 am

Crap! This turned into a really raunchy thread. It's because of the 1% of drunkards that are beyond communication. They are simply on their own and no one can touch them. What a bizarre experience. Drink on and crash and burn!
As always, you can all kiss my ass!
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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:16 pm

1% Tetanus shot
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:43 pm

1% um hot
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:07 pm

So, WTF? The 1% want you dead but before that they want all your wealth. So, wake the fuck up Bernie Sanders voters.
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:17 am

1% totally out of the ordinary Lush City post
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Re: The 1%

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 03, 2016 1:47 pm

1% BRAWNDO... The Thirst Mutilator!
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Mon Apr 04, 2016 12:43 am

I'm proud to say I'm more intoxicated than you and therefore more fucked up than you and that makes me the best arbiter of common sense. That puts me in the top 1% ... maybe not. Good nite all from West coast paradise...
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:56 am

Cool
1% wet coat parasites
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Re: The 1%

Post by Two Hearted » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:14 am

Fuck you FUCKIN FUCKS. I Laugh Out Loud.
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Re: The 1%

Post by Two Hearted » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:18 am

Soorry Thirsty.
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:12 pm

This is what the 1% are working on. There is a false flag terror event warning for Apr. 19
Read about it here if you got the nerve http://allnewspipeline.com/FBI_Warning_ ... c_Grid.php
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Re: The 1%

Post by Maj » Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:50 pm

1% arcing ropes of jism.
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