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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:11 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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Here's a clue. The 1% want to make you into soylent green to feed you to other slaves. Wake up. Have a drink then go to sleep.
A few years ago I watched Soylent Green, first time since I was a kid. The thing I didn't remember about it was how the chicks came with the apartment, you could change em out like furniture. I thought that was pretty cool.

1% Lushcity lather.
Then you probably remember, "Our Man Flint". It was an American response to James Bond starring James Coburn. The babes gathered about our hero in the film were referred to as 'pleasure units'. It's definitely a movie to see again.
So here it is:
https://youtu.be/7_1iEoCILuQ
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:33 am

Thanks for the link Lush, I am watching right now.
Hilarious, this guy is a bigger know it all smart ass than McGyver.
I`m also improving on my spanish reading those subtitles!

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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:48 am

!% drunkard madness headrage
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:18 pm

The 1% have hijacked the Trump train.
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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:40 am

1% ancient tomb curse
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The 1%

Post by Maj » Mon May 15, 2017 2:47 pm

1 percent aqueous humour;

1 percent Interstitial fluid; and

1 percent vaginal dryness
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Re: The 1%

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 19, 2017 10:58 pm

1% frack mine chemicals
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sat May 20, 2017 2:00 am

The 1% chance that I will wake up with a hard-on tomorrow morning. It's time to cycle that DHEA again!
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sat May 20, 2017 10:23 am

Lush City wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 2:00 am
The 1% chance that I will wake up with a hard-on tomorrow morning. It's time to cycle that DHEA again!
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Reaching much there old friend? I`m 30 years younger and couldn`t figure one hot thought this morning other than my cold drink waiting at the desk.
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sat May 20, 2017 10:01 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:23 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 2:00 am
The 1% chance that I will wake up with a hard-on tomorrow morning. It's time to cycle that DHEA again!
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Reaching much there old friend? I`m 30 years younger and couldn`t figure one hot thought this morning other than my cold drink waiting at the desk.
Yes, it will happen to you, too, douche bag! If you don't die young and make a good looking corpse. LOL!
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Re: The 1%

Post by oettinger » Sun May 21, 2017 7:01 am

1% live fast die young
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Re: The 1%

Post by Dear Booze » Sun May 21, 2017 9:06 am

1% broken foot.
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Wed May 24, 2017 11:08 pm

The 1% are coming to fuck you up. You better get ready!
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Re: The 1%

Post by Patchez » Thu May 25, 2017 10:22 pm

Wonder what those withered old twats will do when the kick off and find out all that money won't be going with them?
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Re: The 1%

Post by Lush City » Sat May 27, 2017 12:35 am

Zbigniew Brzezinski, National Security Adviser to Jimmy Carter, Dies at 89
Yes, I say good riddance. Unfortunately, there are at least a dozen contenders seeking to take his place.
The 1% won't go down without a fight!
A toast to Zbiggie, may you rot in Hell!
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/26/us/z ... arter.html
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