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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:34 pm
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The 1% chance I may need to wear a diaper to bed in the next year.
THEE most optimistic post of the thread so far,.
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Re: The 1%

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1% yohimbine extract.
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Re: The 1%

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1% laughing gas
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% chance I punch you all in the nose because you are all a bunch of sick thrill seeking drunkards.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:23 pm
The 1% chance I punch you all in the nose because you are all a bunch of sick thrill seeking drunkards.
Bloody noses are a birthday gift where I come from.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:46 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:23 pm
The 1% chance I punch you all in the nose because you are all a bunch of sick thrill seeking drunkards.
Bloody noses are a birthday gift where I come from.
Ha!

"Ok, ok,
For your special day
we'll add on another 5 second delay.

"Tomorrow it's double
this knuckle trouble
But today, run away, after you blow a bloody bubble."

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Re: The 1%

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1% moldy bread.

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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:46 pm
Bloody noses are a birthday gift where I come from.
Bloody noses for birthdays and a carton of Pall Malls for Christmas.

Lush City wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:23 pm
The 1% chance I punch you all in the nose because you are all a bunch of sick thrill seeking drunkards.
1% not if I punch you in the ass with my foot first.
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Re: The 1%

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1% Get Down Make Love
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Re: The 1%

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I am 1% sane. Does that count?
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1% give a fuck left for Friday.

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Re: The 1%

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It's Friday Eve, boys and girls! Let's get drunk!

Oh. It seems some of us have already started the celebration. Cheers>hic!
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Re: The 1%

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Savage wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:21 am
I am 1% sane. Does that count?
I'm only 0.5% and they still let me keep my "sane" ID card.
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Re: The 1%

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1% living the life
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Re: The 1%

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1% balls of steel
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