THEE most optimistic post of the thread so far,.
The 1%
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12700
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: The 1%
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5087
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Re: The 1%
The 1% chance I punch you all in the nose because you are all a bunch of sick thrill seeking drunkards.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12700
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: The 1%
Bloody noses are a birthday gift where I come from.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: The 1%
Ha!
"Ok, ok,
For your special day
we'll add on another 5 second delay.
"Tomorrow it's double
this knuckle trouble
But today, run away, after you blow a bloody bubble."
Ah, the good ole days
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6180
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: The 1%
1% moldy bread.
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10724
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: The 1%
Bloody noses for birthdays and a carton of Pall Malls for Christmas.
1% not if I punch you in the ass with my foot first.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6180
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: The 1%
1% give a fuck left for Friday.
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 25434
- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
Re: The 1%
It's Friday Eve, boys and girls! Let's get drunk!
Oh. It seems some of us have already started the celebration. Cheers>hic!
Oh. It seems some of us have already started the celebration. Cheers>hic!
like tears in rain
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10724
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: The 1%
I'm only 0.5% and they still let me keep my "sane" ID card.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ