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Re: The 1%

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There is always the 1% of sick fucks that come on to this website. Sick fucks are covered by free drunkard speech...
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Re: The 1%

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1% burning tires. Every drunk revolution needs burning tires
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Re: The 1%

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This thread is the 1% of the drunkard.com website traffic. It represents posts by the very elite drunks of this world. Even Oettinger qualifies. Anything is possible...
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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:Even Oettinger qualifies
Yes, I am quality! Finally someone recognizes
1% quality
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The 1% say your vote doesn't count.
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Re: The 1%

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1% human spam bot distillation, AKA Cyborg Losers. They have no life, but they regenerate in a way that puts Stem Cells to shame. I've distilled their components down to something that resembles a milky fluid.

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Re: The 1%

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1% leftover beer, eww my life just won`t get better
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1% ashes of important scribblings that were thrown into the fire, And leftover bourbon mix
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% ashes of important scribblings that were thrown into the fire, And leftover bourbon mix

Char, Mayety

Put everything bladk that you can find in the local vaccintiy

cavvicantion

vacinty

lo cal ara

find everyhit ng in the area that is black adn upt it in th eblender


I'll tkae a shot of that

!$ black shot

there ya go

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Re: The 1%

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In germany it is against the law to burn cash.

1% burned cash
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% hate Donald Trump.
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Re: The 1%

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1% missed opportunities
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1% hangover tears
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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1% fresh ganges water
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Re: The 1%

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1% Dino-eggs
Was super cool talking to them
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