mistah willies wrote:1% salt from the sweaty thighs of virgins hand rolling them cigars on the isle of Barbados.
I didn't say how young them virgins were...
Mistah, you are one mad drunken dog of the theater, and a pirate's pirate.
This concoction has plenty of ingredients so far, and it's already clear some palate-cleansing will be required to drink the whole thing down. So, serve with duck fat fries of several varieties, with dipping sauces.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
You know, 'vebeen hearing about duck being the new shizzle for sizzle. But I derail...
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Assisting Mr. Thirsty here, if I've done the math correctly, we stand at 27% and some fries on the side.
1% Malibu rum
Now at 28%.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
oettinger wrote:1% es... whoops! My wedding ring fell into the mix...
HA! Reminds me of the time I was taking the tour of the Maker's Mark distillery. They showed us the giant vat of Maker's mash, and told us we could stick our finger in if we wanted a taste. I, of course, stuck in my entire arm and when I looked down, peering into the vat of future bourbon, my sunglasses fell in.
1% Lawrence screwdriver mix, also to help with the vitamin C.
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
HA! Reminds me of the time I was taking the tour of the Maker's Mark distillery. They showed us the giant vat of Maker's mash, and told us we could stick our finger in if we wanted a taste. I, of course, stuck in my entire arm and when I looked down, peering into the vat of future bourbon, my sunglasses fell in.
1% grated unobtanium nose pads from very expensive Oakley sunglasses.
In SoCal, we take our sunglasses very seriously, because the sun bears down ever-presently. And Oakley makes the best stuff, bar none.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
1% grated unobtanium nose pads from very expensive Oakley sunglasses.
In SoCal, we take our sunglasses very seriously...
Me, too.
Need this to help out, for all manner of glasses
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Patchez wrote:1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.
1% pipe ash, for same.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
