^^^mistah willies wrote:1% crushed dreams of broken Hollywood actors, working at Denny's at the crack of dawn, when Drunkards come rumbling in on our fat, sweaty hogs.
This is funnier than it should be.
The 1%
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booznik
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Re: The 1%
This is funnier than it should be.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: The 1%
Yep, second this, 1% cat litterbooznik wrote:^^^mistah willies wrote:1% crushed dreams of broken Hollywood actors, working at Denny's at the crack of dawn, when Drunkards come rumbling in on our fat, sweaty hogs.
This is funnier than it should be.
Drink!
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
1% Urban Myth.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
I think that I've found the perfect bacon for you...ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.
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Re: The 1%
Where are we at Thirsty?
Is there still place for 1% of the stuff leaking and reaking from waste glass containers? Talk about leftover drinking...
Is there still place for 1% of the stuff leaking and reaking from waste glass containers? Talk about leftover drinking...
Drink!
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
<Tsk, tsk> Don't bother the Thirsty one when there's "Sex Bacon" available.oettinger wrote:Where are we at Thirsty?...
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The 1%
HAHA! SEX BACON! YES!
I'll even go 2% on that.
I'll even go 2% on that.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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booznik
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Re: The 1%
Including the 2% portion of sex bacon (double pork action!), we are now at 67%.
1% Turkish Raki. All that's left after 007's used it sterilize wounds and steady nerves.
68%
1% Turkish Raki. All that's left after 007's used it sterilize wounds and steady nerves.
68%
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: The 1%
1% Absinthe for that Bohemian flair.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
I thought that I had already offered the Bohemian flair...Patchez wrote:1% Absinthe for that Bohemian flair.
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Re: The 1%
You certainly did sir. So double Bohemian?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
Sounds like a plan!Patchez wrote:You certainly did sir. So double Bohemian?
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Re: The 1%
1% fine chocolate.
Special thanks to Booznik for keeping tally.
Special thanks to Booznik for keeping tally.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: The 1%
1% slowly dissolvable sutures (they are bound to be needed at some point, anyway).
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