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Re: The 1%

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1% boering
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% that are alive and awake and scared as shitting in their pants. Yet, they are keeping the booze industry busy by buying up their products and staying medicated because being aware has its costs. Be prepared and be ready to hit the sauce at a moments notice. That will determine the survivors in the next holocaust. Yikes! Got some drinking to do!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The 1%

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!% twat waffle.
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Re: The 1%

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1% of Lush City`s doomsday-clock`s batteries
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% that are pissed that Donald Trump won the election and will be plotting against him.
The 1% chance we survive 2017.
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% of the words divabitch uses which are spelled correctly.
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Re: The 1%

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Slowly I come to the conclusion that it would`ve been way more funny had Clinton won. Watching Lush go bonkers might`ve been worth it

1% Popcorn time
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Re: The 1%

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Dear Booze wrote:The 1% of the words divabitch uses which are spelled correctly.
hay......i try my best. somtime its hard to think BTW it is "D"iva"B"itch
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Re: The 1%

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1% swollen red itchy rash
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% swollen red itchy rash
10 doller whores do that to yuo
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Re: The 1%

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Here's to the 1% chance that I come and forcibly enter your house and drink all your booze.
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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:Here's to the 1% chance that I come and forcibly enter your house and drink all your booze.
Cheers!
1% chance you make it out with not geting shot
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Re: The 1%

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My gall-bladder only functions at 1%.

Who needs one, anyways?

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Re: The 1%

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1% Missoula Testicle Festival
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Re: The 1%

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This is to the 1% including the Pope that want to see you penniless and homeless so they can better rule you. Forewarned is forearmed. Don't let them do it. Fight globalism and all their Euro cheerleaders.
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