The 1%
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- Lush City
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Re: The 1%
The 1% that are alive and awake and scared as shitting in their pants. Yet, they are keeping the booze industry busy by buying up their products and staying medicated because being aware has its costs. Be prepared and be ready to hit the sauce at a moments notice. That will determine the survivors in the next holocaust. Yikes! Got some drinking to do!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: The 1%
!% twat waffle.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Lush City
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Re: The 1%
The 1% that are pissed that Donald Trump won the election and will be plotting against him.
The 1% chance we survive 2017.
The 1% chance we survive 2017.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Dear Booze
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Re: The 1%
Slowly I come to the conclusion that it would`ve been way more funny had Clinton won. Watching Lush go bonkers might`ve been worth it
1% Popcorn time
1% Popcorn time
Drink!
Re: The 1%
hay......i try my best. somtime its hard to think BTW it is "D"iva"B"itchDear Booze wrote:The 1% of the words divabitch uses which are spelled correctly.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The 1%
10 doller whores do that to yuoThirstyDrunk wrote:1% swollen red itchy rash
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
- Lush City
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Re: The 1%
Here's to the 1% chance that I come and forcibly enter your house and drink all your booze.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: The 1%
1% chance you make it out with not geting shotLush City wrote:Here's to the 1% chance that I come and forcibly enter your house and drink all your booze.
Cheers!
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Re: The 1%
My gall-bladder only functions at 1%.
Who needs one, anyways?
Who needs one, anyways?
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Re: The 1%
This is to the 1% including the Pope that want to see you penniless and homeless so they can better rule you. Forewarned is forearmed. Don't let them do it. Fight globalism and all their Euro cheerleaders.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.