The 1%

[oettinger]

Zbigniew Brzezinski, National Security Adviser to Jimmy Carter, Dies at 89
Yes, I say good riddance. Unfortunately, there are at least a dozen contenders seeking to take his place.
The 1% won't go down without a fight!
A toast to Zbiggie, may you rot in Hell!
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/26/us/z ... arter.html

1% pissing on his grave

[oettinger]

Nice find W.

1% asscracksweat

[scream ale]

1% swamp ass

[oettinger]

.5 % Alf-fur

[ThirstyDrunk]

1% crushed powdered seashells from LushCity's Bocce Ball court

[Badfellow]

1% milk of megalomania

[Lush City]

The 1% colon motility after taking hypertension drug to lower blood pressure. Got very low blood pressure but it wouldn't let me shit!

[RIPT2.0]

The 1% colon motility after taking hypertension drug to lower blood pressure. Got very low blood pressure but it wouldn't let me shit!

I've experienced this too. Just take the recommended dosage of Metamucil every day and you'll shit like a goose.

[Badfellow]

1% slicker than goose shit through a funnel.

[scream ale]

1% cat litter. Gently used.

[Nausea]

1% cat litter. Horrendously used.

[Rye and Coke]

My 1 percent -- if it hasn't been mentioned yet -- is going to be ice, because you're damn sure gonna need it with this monstrocity.

[Badfellow]

My 1 percent -- if it hasn't been mentioned yet -- is going to be ice, because you're damn sure gonna need it with this monstrocity.

Ah, yes. Ice: the world's most affordable luxury. Rumor has it that in certain parts of Alaska and the Taco Bell territories, you can still get it for free.

Have you ever made ice cubes from watermelon juice? It's a wonderful thing.

[Badfellow]

1% bilge water from Hitler's canoe.

[Badfellow]

1% stale, lukewarm Tab soda from the gummy cup holder of an '86 Olds Cutlass.