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Re: The 1%

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1% eye leakage

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Re: The 1%

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:55 am
1% eye leakage
Yellow matter custard?
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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:16 am
scream ale wrote:
Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:55 am
1% eye leakage
Yellow matter custard?
All custard matters.
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Here's a toast to the 1% chance that next fart you are about to pass turns out to be a liquid surprise. Don't soil yourself! Cheers!
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Re: The 1%

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1% morning bile from our pup
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Re: The 1%

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You people seem to have a lot of issues with dog bile and shitting yourselves.
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Re: The 1%

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:36 pm
You people seem to have a lot of issues with dog bile and shitting yourselves.
And?

One percent chance it triggers you
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1% pre chewed bubble gum

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Re: The 1%

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1% datura extract
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm
1% pre chewed bubble gum
hmm what colour?
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Re: The 1%

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:41 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm
1% pre chewed bubble gum
hmm what colour?
Proto-Bismol© Pink.
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Re: The 1%

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:19 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:41 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm
1% pre chewed bubble gum
hmm what colour?
Proto-Bismol© Pink.
Aaah. Dentyne classic
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:41 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm
1% pre chewed bubble gum
hmm what colour?
Painfully bright orange!

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1% The day after peach pee
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Re: The 1%

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:36 pm
You people seem to have a lot of issues with dog bile and shitting yourselves.
The 1% chance I may need to wear a diaper to bed in the next year.
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