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Re: The 1%

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1% Buckthorn Bark, for it's colon cleansing properties.
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Re: The 1%

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1% marmite
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% chance I come to your house and slap the shit out of you.
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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% Buckthorn Bark, for it's colon cleansing properties.
ill stick with cofee or wine emanas thank you
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% of voters for Hillary. They have living off of your earnings as their top priorities. Living off of anything you consider your wealth or assets is their M.O. Hands off my booze! Don't mess around!
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1% vote that actually changes something
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oettinger wrote:1% vote that actually changes something
did i ever say 1% of maden oil?
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1% miniguns
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1% Narwhal horn, grinded up like Chinese peter powder
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% Narwhal horn, grinded up like Chinese peter powder
Is this organic Viagra? You could be onto something. Is that like unicorns? Could be a long range investment like forever...
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1% Lame ducks caught in the bedroom
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1% bottled hangover farts.

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Re: The 1%

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The 1% of the traffic on this website that think your posts are witty and ingenious. That doesn't leave much...
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Lush City wrote:The 1% of the traffic on this website that think your posts are witty and ingenious. That doesn't leave much...
I stopped wasting my wit on this crowd 10 years ago.
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Re: The 1%

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Love you Lush. Always honest to the bone

1% Go deal with it
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