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scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
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by scream ale Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:57 pm
1% recycled aluminum.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:59 pm
1% hot lava
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Savage
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 25434 Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 amLocation: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
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by Savage Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:29 am
1% Vintage perfume. If it was good enough for the three-year-old Savage, it's good enough for her now. Except that back then, I took it straight, no chaser. Mom made me drink something icky, but I didn't throw up. My breath smelled like Lucien LeLong perfume for days.
like tears in rain
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:20 am
1% MMhmmmhh vanilla rose Savage
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Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:35 am
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:59 pm
1% hot lava
Is there really any kind of lava other than hot?
ພາສາລາວ NONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE ພາສາລາວ
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:39 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:35 am
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:59 pm
1% hot lava
Is there really any kind of lava other than hot?
Cold lava
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Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
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by Patchez Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:10 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:39 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:35 am
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:59 pm
1% hot lava
Is there really any kind of lava other than hot?
Cold lava
You mean a rock?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:13 pm
Patchez wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:10 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:39 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:35 am
Is there really any kind of lava other than hot?
Cold lava
You mean a rock?
He was being igneous, as usual.
ພາສາລາວ NONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE ພາສາລາວ
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:55 pm
1% recycled vagina
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
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by scream ale Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:59 pm
1% of 1/8 of a quart of vinegar.
Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5087 Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pmLocation: Nearest tiki lounge
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by Lush City Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:36 pm
A toast to the 1% of the population that that have been abducted by aliens. Many sleep at night with a butt plug snugly in place.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:38 pm
Lush City wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:36 pm
A toast to the 1% of the population that that have been abducted by aliens. Many sleep at night with a butt plug snugly in place.
Yes! Cheers Lush
May you never pull that alien buttplug.
Holy shit, what about they forgot about you and this will start an alarm signal
They`ll need a tinfoiled landing platform
Chemtrails mark their way
I wont let you go, you`re too much fun on planet hollywood
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oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:39 pm
1% brainwater
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Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
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by Lush City Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:52 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:38 pm
Lush City wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:36 pm
A toast to the 1% of the population that that have been abducted by aliens. Many sleep at night with a butt plug snugly in place.
Yes! Cheers Lush
May you never pull that alien buttplug.
Holy shit, what about they forgot about you and this will start an alarm signal
They`ll need a tinfoiled landing platform
Chemtrails mark their way
I wont let you go, you`re too much fun on planet hollywood
Never fear, if you are pleasantly soused you will be protected by God's own elixir and those alien probers will have nothing to do with you.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
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by ThirstyDrunk Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:13 am
You weirdos would ruin any drink
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
